Kristen Suver

DC housewife, JoCoNaut, Scoop Troop ride or die, baby xenomorph. Weird jokes, geekery. She/her. 🖖

[Derek 🐂 Bullish on Baltimore @MobtownDare]

they found the 'joe rogan of the left' and its a baltimore millennial it pains and thrills me to say

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i'm kinda susceptible to stomp clap music idk... like what's wrong with the dream of obama being alive for a moment on the F train...

[Kristen Suver @KristenSuver]

@mylelio

[angie @hotsoggi]

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing

[Tim Hirschel-Burns @TimH_B]

I will really never understand how people watched Elon's wealth increase $400,000,000,000 since Trump got elected and then believe him when he says the real corrupt money-grubbers were aid workers making $70k

[Leroy @deadbeatregular]

Killing and dying is easy.

What you should be asking is

Are you ready to do menial, inglorious work with people who annoy you?

[volans🦢 BND ERA @lesbosfilms]

you guys spent 2025 saying “not to be the friend that’s too woke” instead of being unapologetically leftist and radical. don’t waste 2026 doing the same

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

Go Seahawks

[Recovering Journalist @JournoRehab]

I can’t fathom how weak one must be to look at Donald Trump and see strength, how stupid one must be to see wisdom, how corrupt one must be to see virtue. It says a lot of things about Americans collectively — none of them good — and the world will rightly never trust us again.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

ummmm you don't understand, MY family came here legally. They had to meet rigorous requirements like, "get on a boat", and "don't shit yourself to death on the boat before it gets there"

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

hate when NPR tiny desks work on me. tote bag at the farmer's market ass

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

Challenging gender roles by having the kind of dogshit personality traits usually reserved for straight men only

[Qondi @QondiNtini]

We do not appreciate lifelong public servants enough

SHE IS THE GOVERNMENT 👸🏿

[Kristen Suver @KristenSuver]

@hexsaber @Etchu_u Sam Richardson's character in Detroiters is also a GOATed sweetie baby angel!!

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend’s or relative’s accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated , uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the “most wealthy person in the world.”

[jancarlo @JanCarlo]

there it is

[Wheeljack @SJWheeljack]

leftists love yelling at people to "organize," right up until the exact moment they see shitlibs doing it, at which point it becomes Brunch Behavior

[kendall @internetfairie]

stop bothering me or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but I can tell you are not yet aware of

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

The fundamental tradeoff at work here is that the less power you have, the freer you are to say whatever you think and feel. Freedom is nice, but power is essential. Without power, what good is being “correct?” What good is being right from the sidelines, helpless and hopeless?

[petey @peteypayless]

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism