Just now I was trying to be cheerful and dancing in my living room.
3yo: mom, why are you moving like that?
Me: I'm dancing!
3yo: do you have diarrhea?
🙄🤦♀️
#momlife#FridayFeeling
When eating a cupcake, slice the top off, invert it, and attach it to the base. Then you have a cupcake sandwich and all icing is distributed evenly.
Your welcome.
#TipTuesday
It snowed here in S. Texas. We are not prepared for this so when my kids begged to play in the snow I tied plastic bags over their shoes... #SnowinTexas#LifeHack
My husband got a 300 piece puzzle and glass of wine for us to 'reconnect' for V-day. 10 min in, our 7 month old starts projectile vomiting like the exorcist. As I held her to calm her down, my husband cleaned the floor and changed my socks and pants. I've never felt more in love.
Just now before bed...
Me: babe, can you believe I'm 31 weeks pregnant already?
Hubs: oh God it's happened again!?
Me: ...
Turns out he was talking about me taking his favorite pillow, not the upcoming birth of our 3rd child 🤦♀️
#marriage
@itsokimherenow7 Depends on the time of day... when the kids are awake, we legit hate eachother. As soon as they are in bed, we're cuddled up on the couch eating icecream together 🤷♀️