Chris

It's the fastest who gets paid and its the fastest who gets laid

[Chris @KristofferHype]

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@j_iannarilli @BrendanCioffi21 I hate everything about this

[Chris @KristofferHype]

@NYGovCuomo Crazy how covid becomes more dangerous at night. Fucking jerkoff.

[Chris @KristofferHype]

@LukeLaClair No body of water is safe without a lifeguard

[El’ Boss Hog ™️ @LordJumpin]

Will not be worrying about the Cornoavirus until I get it..... if this happens show this tweet at my funeral

[Chris @KristofferHype]

@LukeLaClair Bruh wtf did I just listen to

[Chris @KristofferHype]

@LeVeonBell Apology not accepted. This is 100% your fault. You did this to me.

[Chris @KristofferHype]

@TheDoctorSports Your picks are shit. 0-2 last night. Bum.

[Chris @KristofferHype]

@nogg97 You could tweet this 39 min ago but not give me a ride... that’s messed up

[Chris @KristofferHype]

@jesserojas214 Needed this motivation today. Thanks brother.

[Chris @KristofferHype]

@bigriv21 Not one single thing

[Chris @KristofferHype]

Thank God it's Christmas and I'm going to church today. I desperately need Jesus.

[Chris @KristofferHype]

@samanthagriggss @Tyan_Roal Probably not tbh

[Chris @KristofferHype]

@alyssalubben You know it’s gonna be a good time tho

[Chris @KristofferHype]

How could someone ever unfollow you. you don’t deserve that. https://t.co/UBLHhVuYfF

[laur @laurgalv]

one person followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/GYWhxmd5MK

[Chris @KristofferHype]

@LILCAVALLS @Y2SHAF Top 5 greatest moments of my life

[Chris @KristofferHype]

@jesserojas214 https://t.co/YTUcYMo54c

[Vinny Guadagnino @VINNYGUADAGNINO]

Anyone who wants to see a #JerseyShoreReunion . Retweet this

[Chris @KristofferHype]

@rymcwill21 Dom get ya dick out of the playdough ya retard you're 13 years old

[Chris @KristofferHype]

@LILCAVALLS If you had an older sister I would disrespect the fuck out of her

[Dylan Thomas @Dill_Tom]

#HappyMothersDay