BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”
BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”
BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”
@_jacobmjones Round buying at dives is just good friendship after you hit 24. Your homies will get you back and absolutely easier to venmo someone - I cant remember the last dinner i went to that cards didn't spilt even or everyone just venmoed someone cause nobody got time for that.
Ok i like where this is going....
Hear me out fam:
There should also be an option that if you shoot the ball up the shoot in the statue of lincoln's leg on the first shot wacky buzzers go off and he spits penny's out of his mouth and a coupon for ice cream
Trump on the refresh he’s doing to the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool:
“He said, ‘What color would you like, Sir?’ I said, ‘What about turquoise like in the Bahamas?’ He said, ‘This is Washington, sir. We can give you turquoise but what about American flag blue?’ He talked me into it very easily.” 🤣