Kurstyn

Roll tide.
Violinist.
Go Jesus!

[Kurstyn @KurstynMontez]

Okay cool, Trump. You didn't say something mean to Clinton. You just insulted every woman and belittled her potential. #debatenight

[Kurstyn @KurstynMontez]

Trump just ja a stroke saying "terror" #debatenight

[Kurstyn @KurstynMontez]

"Listen Lester, listen" #debatenight

[Kurstyn @KurstynMontez]

Don't try this at home, kids. #Sharknado4

[Olive Garden @olivegarden]

How to get someone to marry you:
1. Give them breadsticks
2. Ask them to marry you
3. That's it

[Kurstyn @KurstynMontez]

There is a man taking a personal call on speaker phone. I now know Sylvia's husband need his appendix removed.

[Kurstyn @KurstynMontez]

I know it's been a long day if after taking pain meds, relaxing in a hot shower and a face mask don't put a smile on my face.

[Kurstyn @KurstynMontez]

Anthem.

[Kurstyn @KurstynMontez]

Working open to close. Bring the 16 hour shift!!! But I get all the breaks!!

[Kurstyn @KurstynMontez]

Chloe stories are the best stories.

[Kurstyn @KurstynMontez]

Just got my eyes dilated. Let the fun begin. #DoeEyesForDays

[Kurstyn @KurstynMontez]

That moment in life when you realize that you're a space cadet....

[Kurstyn @KurstynMontez]

So I guess my mom is giving up hope for my relationship status changing anytime soon. That's been my day.

[Kurstyn @KurstynMontez]

"Three count minis and a diet coke. That's not a balanced diet!"
-@karagclark

[Kurstyn @KurstynMontez]

Dealing with a lot of incompetence today. Wish me luck.

[Kurstyn @KurstynMontez]

"I wanna go slide"
@ParkerErwin has some great insight to being an adult!

[christian hipster @ChristnHipster]

turn down for what? i don't know, maybe play some settlers of catan and discuss theories of atonement

[Kurstyn @KurstynMontez]

@therealbenclark dumb dumb.

[Kurstyn @KurstynMontez]

@therealbenclark heard

[Kurstyn @KurstynMontez]

Showe is done. Packing is done. Trash is by the door. Dishes washed. I think I actually did it.