Joke Farmer

Farm hand, sales representative for @gs_seedsaver and co-host of the @science_viral podcast.

[Joke Farmer @KurtBeardger]

How small of a town can it really be if she can take a midnight train that goes anywhere?

[Joke Farmer @KurtBeardger]

@smartereveryday Emmet Otters Jug Band Christmas. Wacky and heartwarming all at the same time.

[Joke Farmer @KurtBeardger]

There's a weird low frequency humm in the song Oxygen by the Skeptical Recepticals. Anyone else hear it?

[Joke Farmer @KurtBeardger]

@RoncerayDan It healed up nicely but this scar comes from a jack all. Essentially pinched a hole if that makes sense. Still use them but I'm pretty cautious of where I put my hands now. 😄

[Joke Farmer @KurtBeardger]

@scottdkehler I'd believe it. Dropped something off there around 4:00 and it was nuts.

[Caleb Driedger @caleb_driedger]

Pronounces coronavirus like carnivorous.

[Caleb Driedger @caleb_driedger]

If I put mushrooms in the gas tank of my hippie van, do you think it will have an auto-body experience?

[Joke Farmer @KurtBeardger]

@NYFarmer Well... A little bit of electricity needed to take the picture and put it on twitter. :)

[Caleb Driedger @caleb_driedger]

I feel so conflicted!

[Joke Farmer @KurtBeardger]

There! Finished!

[Joke Farmer @KurtBeardger]

@ProduceLikeAPro My guitar. It's where the music starts.

[Joke Farmer @KurtBeardger]

Sure it's all sassy when Herbie the love bug spits oil on the antagonist's shoes but are we supposed to be ok with how sludgy that oil is? Not to mention that he drives around with low engine oil after doing so?

[Joke Farmer @KurtBeardger]

Think you have life all figured out? Go rub your finger along the roof of your microwave.

[Joke Farmer @KurtBeardger]

@Brink_Thinker Uninsurable

[Joke Farmer @KurtBeardger]

Elevator? More like smellevator! AmIright?

[Joke Farmer @KurtBeardger]

@elkridgefarms Maybe it's my unfamiliarity with mule deer but we passed a few that were straight up monsters and then one that I'm not sure how he was even holding his head up.

[Joke Farmer @KurtBeardger]

The muley bucks between Castle Rock and Belle Fourche South Dakota are absolute units.

[Joke Farmer @KurtBeardger]

@CNN @AgDayTV I hate to break it to anyone; no-one can truly be vegan. Regardless of where how your food is cooked.

[Joke Farmer @KurtBeardger]

Let's settle this once and for all:

[Joke Farmer @KurtBeardger]

@orwellian_the Time to revive that dream JeanMarc.

[Joke Farmer @KurtBeardger]

Is it too much to ask for a hover combine that dries the grain as it comes in?!? This is 2019 people!!