The Turk needs a vacation

Security Architect. Fmr consultant. Obstacle racer, Martial artist, Board Game/Video Game enthusiast. Opinions my own. He/him. @[email protected]

[The Turk needs a vacation @Kurt_theTurk]

@ush1c @_th1nk3r @ar4v3n @NathanFillion I'm framing this compliment on my wall

[The Turk needs a vacation @Kurt_theTurk]

@TheOnlyMike_E WAI U DO DIS MIKE!?!?

[The Turk needs a vacation @Kurt_theTurk]

But if I need to start troubleshooting by using leaked internal NVIDIA tools to rule out mem failures on my GPU PCB for the ONLY game in my library that CONSISTENTLY crashes within 5 minutes of any sort of gameplay, something is very wrong with your game.

[The Turk needs a vacation @Kurt_theTurk]

@SaberGames I'm giving up and requesting a refund. I've owned Space Marine 2 since 30 Sept. Since then, I've only managed 4.3 hrs of play, because the game CONSISTENTLY crashes within 5 min of any play.

I have an RTX 3080, 64 gb of RAM, and a Ryzen 5900x.

[The Turk needs a vacation @Kurt_theTurk]

I'm not sure if this is just some freak edge case, or more telling of the state of your devops, but I'm really disappointed. I REALLY wanted to like your game.

[Ray [REDACTED] @RayRedacted]

I’m not doing well. I am struggling to make sense of the world, but not able to do so.

I am not worried about Ray. I am worried about the people he loves.

I know that I am extremely blessed and privileged. But I owe a debt that can never be paid.

But I am gonna try anyway.

[The Turk needs a vacation @Kurt_theTurk]

@dakacki Beautiful summary. My exact same sentiments.

[Jake Williams @MalwareJake]

I cannot believe I risked my personal safety repeatedly for a country on the verge of voting itself into fascism. I don't regret my service - I just can't believe this is where we are. Legit speechless.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.

[The Turk needs a vacation @Kurt_theTurk]

What I say: "If you turn off {FEATURE_X}, you can avoid patching because the vuln vector has been mitgated"

What they hear: "LOL CYBER SAYS 'U dOn'T nEeD tO pAtCh'"

*shocked pikachu.png*

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Anyone under ~23 saying they have anxiety are lying. Never once have you had to press Ctrl+S every thirty seconds after traumatic experience as child. Even now, I find myself there, my fingers defaulting above. You grow up, but you cannot outlive proclivities seared into the mind

[Jake Williams @MalwareJake]

If you allow users with no security and/or development experience to build and deploy no code AI apps, you deserve every data breach you have coming.

If you're impacted by one of these data breaches and need an expert to tell you if the opposing party was negligent, hit me up.

[The Turk needs a vacation @Kurt_theTurk]

@bettersafetynet Lololololol

I can't even begin to explain how full of shit that Tier 2 technician is, and how gullible that account is for believing/reposting it.

[The Turk needs a vacation @Kurt_theTurk]

Interview pro-tip: don't search things on ChatGPT and read answer's off in the middle of an interview. It becomes very obvious that you are reading off a script.

[The Turk needs a vacation @Kurt_theTurk]

@SaberGames please optimize your game. There's absolutely no reason my rig shouldn't be able to play your game at Ultra w/DLSS and be rock solid

[The Turk needs a vacation @Kurt_theTurk]

@SaberGames I want to like Space Marine 2, I really do. But I have an RTX 3080 and a Ryzen 5900x with 64 GB of DDR4 3600 and can't play on LOW settings for more than 10 min with TAA and Native resolution of 2560x1440 without the my GPU util spiking to 100% and the game crashing

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Why do JavaScript devs reject filled forms if you paste into them? Why do I have to press a key and backspace? Are they stupid?

[rekdt @rekdt]

If you think the CUPS issue is bad, you should hear about when there used to be a limit of 1 CUP for every 2 girls

Google "2 Girls 1 Cup" for more information

[The Turk needs a vacation @Kurt_theTurk]

Can we stop making things "smart"?

kthxbai

[Matt Johansen @mattjay]

Woah. Millions of cars can be hacked just by knowing the license plate number.

This is done through a simple web app bug too, no complicated car hacking involved.

I also don't think it's fixed yet... 🧵

[The Turk needs a vacation @Kurt_theTurk]

@rekdt I feel this in my bones....