Alexander Kyalo

[Eric @amerix]

END OF THE MONTH is a MAN's most difficult day:

"Hello Sir, rent for this month is due."

"Boss, the tax amnesty ends today."

"Hello, Sir, I will not come to work tomorrow unless you send me fare."

"Hi Bro, don't forget. The event is tomorrow."

"Hello cousin, my son was admitted to university. I spent everything. I don't have fare back home. Help me, please."

"Jemo, someone has my money. Send me something small; I am being held at the Police Station for a traffic offence. If he refunds it, I will refund you. Please."

"Boss, I know I have your money. But I commit to pay. My wife is going into labour. Just help me with something on top of the other one; I will refund."

"Dear Customer, this is a polite reminder about your loan."

"Your post-paid line has been barred due to insufficient funds."

"James, your father is going for dialysis tomorrow. We hope to be at the hospital at 4 am."

"Hello, parent, Jayden is sitting his exams this month. Prepare for prayer day and to gift his teachers."

"Baba Jay, the tokens."

"Baba Jay, the gas."

"Baba Jay, my mother's consecration in the church women's guild is this Sunday. This is your mother-in-law, for heaven's sake!"

"Brethren, our church's hotel project fundraiser is next week."

"JAMES, your Online transaction of USD 81.76 has been declined on your card ending **42 at Truecaller due to insufficient funds."

Steven Uber: I tried to call you at 30-09-26 13:41 but you were not reachable.

Amos Mechanic: I tried to call you at 30-09-26 13:43 but you were not reachable.

"Please call me. Thank you. Everybody wins!"

"You, James, I will not remind you about your child's upkeep. Behave, or I will tell your wife. Nonsense!"

"Failed. Insufficient funds in your M-PESA account as well as Fuliza M-PESA to send KSH340.00. Your M-PESA balance KSH0.00."

It is tough being a MAN.

Grace be upon you, the MAN.

[Veloria🐬 @veloriahq]

“𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘥, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶.”

— 𝘙𝘶𝘮𝘪

[𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚈𝙰 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁🇰🇪 @Gregory96444884]

Kenyan Queen❤️🇰🇪

[Eric @amerix]

But you're just a brand new second hand gal
No man no wan' no brand new second hand gal
You better go back around so,
You're just a brand new second hand gal
You're just a brand new second hand gal

PETER TOSH.

[Balms Nicholas @BalaamNich76042]

Mpagila gwe

[D @MoonlitStep]

😭😭😭😭

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Morgan Freeman was not wrong when he said, "Become a man who can face a breakup. lose a job. deal with debt and still say, ‘God is with me. I’ll figure it out."

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Homie si unaona eventually ulimegewa. Do you know why? Because the nigga she's with saw the hoe in her while you saw a queen in her. Saa hii anapewa indomie na bangi za Juja before getting dust knocked out of her pussy

[Omondi Timon @gagulacertified]

Matatu ni a different ball game altogether

Hii gari ikigurumishwa 5 am ujue itazimwa 11 pm ikiingia parking 🤣

[Ballers In God @BallersinGod]

The sound of Old Trafford in this video is just beautiful ❤️‍🔥🔊

[Jerry Eze @RealJerryEze]

ONGOING NSPPD UK PRAYER CONFERENCE 2026
WHAT GOD CANNOT DO DOES NOT EXIST

[Kara @UTDKarra]

Pastor Jerry Eze has done the unbelievable! How on earth did they all fill the Old Trafford? 😭🔥

It looks like a Manchester United Saturday matchday! This is grace. Cleanse the evil spirits away, man of God!

[Xylo® @deri_regen]

'mia tano yako wewe mama wa chai ashachukua ati mlikuwa mshaongea'

[4KAS @Iam_4kas]

Me every 10 minutes when we're in a relationship 🤦‍♂️ 😂

[CIA Antoh @Antohny_gb]

Unakaa mafi moto

[Dr Boni Khalwale, MD, CBS @DrBKhalwale]

Kaboom!

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Mungu punguza uchungu

[hesagangsta @Ibisoq]

Alonso ball 🤣🤣🤣😭