Kyle Ferguson

Free market capitalist, bourbon drinker, book reader, guitar player

[Kyle Ferguson @KyleJFerg]

@AmericanAir just curious how many terminals I have to go in DFW before you stop delaying my flight. I’ve hit 75% of the airport. I haven’t gone to the international terminal yet. Should I head there next?

[Kyle Ferguson @KyleJFerg]

First Class is getting all they need. Not even a walk down the aisle in coach. This is ridiculous.

[Kyle Ferguson @KyleJFerg]

@AmericanAir I’m just curious…at what point in the flight do you do food service? I’m an hour into this flight and have yet to even see a flight attendant. Not one announcement from the Captain that service was suspended.

[Kyle Ferguson @KyleJFerg]

@wearehims trying to spend money on your website and it keeps saying my number is associated with another account. I cannot figure out how to fix this.

[Kyle Ferguson @KyleJFerg]

My last flight had no working power outlet or WiFi. This flight, which was already delayed, the WiFi barely works. Do you have any effort at all to be good or is it just dragging people over the coals because you can?

[Kyle Ferguson @KyleJFerg]

Hey @AmericanAir why is that every time I fly your fucking dogshit airline I get delayed? Southwest doesn’t seem to have these problems. Get your fucking shit together.

[Kyle Ferguson @KyleJFerg]

@AmericanAir No you aren’t. You don’t give a shit at all. So tell the intern manning your social media to stop the bullshit. I hate your airline. We all hate your airline. You are awful at this.

[Kyle Ferguson @KyleJFerg]

Does anyone else in Elmsford hear this construction at 11:30PM??? This is ridiculous!!

[Kyle Ferguson @KyleJFerg]

@Delta What is the plan for my plan at LGA? I’ve been in it almost three hours and haven’t taken off yet. You are borderline illegal.

[Kyle Ferguson @KyleJFerg]

@Delta I get being delayed because of weather, but a fucking update from your pilots would occasionally be nice.

[Kyle Ferguson @KyleJFerg]

⁦@Match⁩ You’re being a little clingy. You’re never going to find someone that way.

[Kyle Ferguson @KyleJFerg]

@Avis not sure what the point of being a preferred member is when I have to wait in line at every airport and your app never works.

[Kyle Ferguson @KyleJFerg]

@natebargatze killed at Promat in Chicago last night. I wish the crowd appreciated it more. Damn supply chain stiffs.

[Kyle Ferguson @KyleJFerg]

@CLTAirport Welcome to CLT, where you land and sit on the tarmac for an hour. It wouldn’t be CLT if you didn’t get pissed off before the gate. Fuck this airport already.

[Kyle Ferguson @KyleJFerg]

Just saw @TimJDillon in O’Hare Airport. One of my favorite comedians. That was neat!

[Kyle Ferguson @KyleJFerg]

I don’t understand how Charlotte Douglas ground control can be so terrible at their jobs every time I land. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Stuck on a tarmac after landing AGAIN. I hate this airport so much.

[Kyle Ferguson @KyleJFerg]

@JetBlue Jet bridge is now broken. Stuck in a plane with no air conditioning. Holy shitballs, it continues to get worse.

[Kyle Ferguson @KyleJFerg]

@JetBlue Been sitting on a runway at JFK for 30 minutes after landing. No updates from the pilot. What the hell is going on?

[Kyle Ferguson @KyleJFerg]

@JetBlue At a gate, now sitting here for 15. This is going really well.

[Kyle Ferguson @KyleJFerg]

@AmericanAir Thanks for cancelling yet another one of my flights. You are pathetic.