Mentally preparing for when all these UFOs just end up being part of a Super Bowl stunt to launch an all new out-of-this-world Doritos flavor. #SuperBowl
California needs a warrior in the Senate—to stand up to special interests, fight the dangerous imbalance in our economy, and hold so-called leaders like Mitch McConnell accountable for rigging our democracy.
Today, I'm proud to announce my candidacy for the U.S. Senate in 2024.
@DoorDash & @stetsonusa Now hear me out… FeDooraDash: A fedora delivery service so you can have a quality and stylish fedora ANYTIME. ANYWHERE. GUARANTEED. Let me know if you want to talk about next steps. I can send you my PowerPoint.
Posted this in Feb. and it got 21k likes and shared everywhere, including by @SethMacFarlane who made no effort to credit me. Cool. But the worst part is it was a rough sketch which looked bad. People still keep sharing it, so I made a finished version so I can live with myself.
@Postmates_Help Since Twitter seems to be the only way to get in touch with you guys, can someone help me figure out why I was charged $80 for a burrito? I ordered carnitas, not gold.
@DaveRamsey@DanielLapin You're a sad, sad man with a horrible lack of empathy for other humans. I hope you re-watch your Fox interview, take a deep look at yourself and really listen to your own words and try to start growing the heart that you're clearly missing.
Would you do this please? RT to share this piece by @annas_tea_ about my paternal grandmother, the great #AlbertaKing. She was an amazing woman and her story should be shared, not forgotten. #MLK https://t.co/sC9wuPMnjf
Brayden — When I was growing up, my mom always told me that bravery resides in every heart and that someday it will be summoned. Well, you summoned yours last night and showed the whole world that your stutter doesn't define you. I couldn't be prouder.
America has lost a legend & staunch defender of the Constitution. Carl Reiner recorded this video in 2018 prior to the mid-term elections. I believe it made a difference. He hoped to vote again this year. Please honor him by sharing his message & encouraging people to #VoteBLUE🌊
I’d like to personally thank the folks considering boycotting Costco over their face mask policy.
It’s my Dad’s favorite store & I appreciate you staying far away from him.