Kyle Ross-Marsh

My twitter Is Rated I . I say what the fuck I want , when I feel like it. Therefore if you don't like it I Don't Give A FUCK!!”

[Kyle Ross-Marsh @KyleRoss72]

@Br0ken_S0ciety can't wait for FIFA!!!

[My Dad Words @Hammer0fFacts]

Sleeping is nice because you're able to forget about everything, just for a little while.

[My Dad Words @Hammer0fFacts]

Psychology: A person's bad attitude towards you is not a reflection of your character but a reflection of theirs.

[moody monday @mdob11]

I think people who use "go fly a kite" as an insult don't really understand kites or insults.

[Kyle Ross-Marsh @KyleRoss72]

If you wait by the river long enough the bodies of your enemies will float by. But those were brutal times.

[Kyle Ross-Marsh @KyleRoss72]

@UnusuaIFactPage please explain or give a reference to read up on it.

[The Good Doctor 🔞 @Demented_Jokes]

If days of the week were sex acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless hand job with sandpaper.

[The Good Doctor 🔞 @Demented_Jokes]

The best thing about being a serial killer is that I regularly get my garden dug over for free.

[Kyle Ross-Marsh @KyleRoss72]

@Br0ken_S0ciety. Are you serious. Has he stopped his shit?

[Not Kelsey Grammer. @cleverthanjewr]

If I had a dollar for every time I said "I hate my life", I probably wouldn't hate my life as much.

[Kyle Ross-Marsh @KyleRoss72]

@MichaelVaughan @bradvick88 haha. Boom. #putinyourplace.

[Captain Thongbeard @thongbeard]

You think sharks are impressive?

Human women can smell a single drop of whore in your urine and alcohol stained jeans from last weekend.

[Jack Handy @HandyJack420]

You would think that you wouldn't be able to jerkoff to The Hobbit.

[Ayesha @demented_Ash]

Dear Kardashians!
You are a disgrace to our species.

Regards,
Homo Sapiens.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

girls who talk in a annoying whiny baby voice.... why just why

[Steve Elling @EllingYelling]

If Tiger wins this week, he'll have as many career victories at Bay Hill, Torrey and Firestone alone as Gary Player had in PGA Tour career.

[Annie @Annfrank31]

The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.

[Kyle Ross-Marsh @KyleRoss72]

@WilliamShatner bwhaaaaaa. You sir will always be a Legend!!! Take it easy.