UncleKy🤙🏻

Certified meme connoisseur

Abortionist

Also, fuck bacon

[real @icannotlie22]

Smoke weed and be retarded or wake up drenched in sweat 17 times a night as everyone you care about is killed off in your dreams

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

You know what’s really crazy? Some of us realized this without even having to go to the rallies.

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

Netflix luego de ayudarme a deletrear una película que no tienen

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

If generative AI went away today, the only thing that would change for me is that the user experience on a bunch of platforms I use would get insanely better.

[cailyn 🔪🫀 @alpohlovebot]

maybe it’s so hot outside because y’all keep using AI to generate those ugly ass flyers and shitty logos

[𝙈𝙧𝙕𝙚𝙙💫 @spinitbackzed]

Aunt may in heaven watching peter bringing flowers to her grave everyday

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe putting 500mg of caffeine in your body will help with your anxiety. there’s really no way to know

[☭No Fascist USA ⚒︎ @Now_we_Revolt]

Billionaires are literally telling you they’re going to kill you and everyone you love. Wake the fuck up.

[J. J. Ellis @jjellisart]

There are enough resources on this planet for every living human. There are not enough resources on this planet for the fossil fuel industry, unregulated deforestation, data centers, private jets, and endless wars.

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

As the Earth gets hotter, the seasons get more extreme, & the disasters get closer to your home, there will be an increased focus on convincing you these conditions are the result of the many’s existence, instead of capitalism, which loots the world to line the pockets of a few.

[𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜༒ @1Up_Dreams]

I just smoked 20 blunts, not because I enjoyed it, but to get the marijuana off the streets , to protect our children and our families

[Finnbar @nnncurtis]

So we are supposed to choose between Fauci, the leading infectious disease expert in the world, and RFK Jr, a former heroin addict that snorted cocaine off a toilet seat.

[Noah Karl🌏🌌🚀 🇪🇺🇩🇪 @NoahKarl1]

The difference between

"There used to be hot summers too."

and
climate crisis.

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

actually most americans aren’t gonna realize this at all. they’re gonna hear it and go “huh” and go back to watching trash tv or scrolling racist instagram reels, never to think of it again

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m not even going to hold your hand when I say this, but the data centres are not for your dumb AI chatbot. They’re for a global mass surveillance system, and it starts with those cunting Flock cameras.

[egg empress 🥚 @backupweenie]

we don’t need to halve the population. thats eco facism. we need to get rid of militaries (responsible for 70% of emissions), data centers, companies that produce single use plastic, and switch out of fossil fuels to clean energy. but they’d rather let people die than do that

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

As a centrist, I never criticize RFK Jr. for lying about vaccines, ivermectin, raw sewage, and 5G radiation. Here's why I think Anthony Fauci should be hanged for downplaying the lab leak theory of COVID.

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

in a world full of parties and drugs u will find me at home on drugs

[Grant McAuley @grantmcauley]

BREAKING: The Dodgers have acquired the Time Stone from Thanos and will be activating Sandy Koufax and Don Drysdale.

[Kit Kat ((commissions open)) @kittischmitti]

Brand New Day is really good but I dont know how I feel about the post credit scene teasing Ned becoming the new Punisher after frank died