Kyle (not a doctor)

Apparently canon.

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@tautologer I thought it was more about how google tends to kill their own services after a few years in.

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@hot_girl_spring

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@NazrinRat If the government hasn't sent you your federally-funded gf it means you aren't radical enough. Draw up some plans to overthrow a central american dictator or two and they'll come through for you.

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@PeepsYGO Light pack in the tins it's coming this time for sure HOPIUM

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@hot_girl_spring Yous guys

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@scorbonnie It gets fake out, wide/quick guard, and knock off you're joshing me here

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@pragueyerrr It's called having a cooldown on your ult

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@tracewoodgrains https://t.co/ynGLBNNces

[bashu, thanks @bashu_thanks]

Gf: babe you're like lentils. Not like a hamburger
Bf: what the fuck. I want to be a hamburger. Who wants to be lentils
Gf (aside, to audience): I want to be lentils

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@unmeinokaioshin @TheLifeOfCydre @TheNeoMosala Do guys typically marry women they see as dull and unsexy? Usually the criticism is at them being shallow for /not/ valuing the "boring" traits more highly

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@TEStoneWrites @Alex_Baillieul Based

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@LUBOttom @OW_Trillen @constans @HMBrough_ It can read like she's settling.

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@caesararum A package on a front porch with expensive brand name labels.

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@lovessmallsong Who does that even leave?

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@alexanderhall @EmmaTolkin Any picture I post has to be entirely naked for my own safety.

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@Slushea @ultracybertaken Class-2 autist here, they did

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@FeralPHunter @quotidiania This comment, specifically this paragraph, has lived rent-free in my head for over 5 years.

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@Znemesis__ @joecommando64 @PhillipAVilches @ChadNotChud If that's what she meant, she would compliment his stability /in addition to/ his appeal. She didn't say that. She made an exclusive statement, not an inclusive one.

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@zangief90000 @BONandHI @nonyalv @stlsportsfan123 @ChadNotChud Honest compliments are really easy, actually. If you're intuitively attracted to your SO, you can say that. If you think they're a good relationship partner, you can say that too. She said one of those things, and explicitly negated the other.

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@nsreed I think most of the women are reading that into it. If she had said, "I thought you'd be fun to date at first, but I never would have guessed what a great boyfriend you'd turn out to be," we'd be sunshine and rainbows. Explicitly stating how she doesn't feel that is what sunk her