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Short vol, Long black humor and sarcasm... Tweets are solely my opinions... I learned more and more about less and less, and now I know everything about nothing

[Chaim Levinson @chaimlevinson]

לוינסון על הבוקר והפעם, למה לכל הרוחות הש��דור הציבורי מחזיק את איילה חסון? היא לא מסוגלת לשאול שאלות בסיסיות את מירי רגב, ועל שירותי דוברות לשרה אנחנו כבר משלמים

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Who kidnaps babies?
Don't look away. Stand with Israel ❤️🇮🇱

#HamasisISIS

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1, 2, 3

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Open GlobEx already, I can't wait to see how the market reacts to the news of the last 24 hours

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@given2tweet in light of the lack of such in $BLUE

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Is there a /CL headline out?

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.@DividendMaster Still around, unfortunately not contributing as before, but hoping that that's a temporary thing

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Why is David Darst on? Is it Friday?

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Tel Aviv, Israel during the siren commemorating the start of Memorial Day (23,447 Soldiers killed in action)

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And all three times we had a much smaller economy. https://t.co/kLG2QoNa3S

[Ryan Detrick, CMT @RyanDetrick]

Initial claims under 300k for 61 straight wks. Has done that 3 times in history - '73, '70, and '68.

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@DividendMaster because you are not long enough spoos.

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Spooz miraculously well bid. Green by the open? What a joke. USDJPY still a 3% move

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How are spoos not green yet? inquiring minds want to know!

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@DividendMaster spoos giving a big F U to $AAPL

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Are the crude oil algos asleep?

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Crude oil algos want $44

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@DividendMaster forget puzzled, they are greedily ecstatic

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@DividendMaster onwards and upwards

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$NOV almost making back today the entire drop from the low guidance/divvy cut, while crude is down. Hmmm.

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So the "buy the 2030" daytrading strategy has worked again. Unbelievable.