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Air Traffic Controller of sorts, and Golf Mk1 driver! Watch me in action

[ǝsnoɥɹǝʌlnƆ lıǝN @LCYcowboy]

@joesaward What happened with Spanners? Always enjoyed your podcasts there.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

A photographer was tragically crushed when a massive block of cheddar fell on him.

In fairness, the people he was photographing tried to warn him.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My friend with a stuttering problem just went to prison…

I’m afraid he may never finish his sentence.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My pet frog has a sprained ankle.

He's very unhoppy. 🐸

[RichardFitton-Perkins @HeadlessBassist]

"Don't worry, it's not heavy - it's based on a Mini, see?"

[cluedont @cluedont]

Anyone know if the Strait of Hormuz is open? Someone on my local Facebook community group is asking.

[Mark M - The Traffic Time Machine @mastropotato]

A large family car in front of not those ENORMOUS Hyundai i10s…

[hacky sack @h4ckys4ck]

If those astronauts go around the moon and can find no trace of Lisa Stansfield’s baby then I really think that’s it, we’ve exhausted all lines of enquiry

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

Feels far fetched right now?

[Philip Oldfield @SustainableTall]

At last an AI tool I can get behind

“Upload an architectural render. Get back what it'll actually look like on a random Tuesday in November.”

https://t.co/23Ay7MD4ka

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

This is why timing is so important

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Aliens are going to be super confused when they show up to overthrow our leaders and we're all happy and offer to help.

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

True😂

[aircraftmaintenancengineer @airmainengineer]

The best job in Aviation?

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

(At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

"Who's thinking outside the box now
Gary?"

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

You pile cash when you want to buy a lot of stuff on discount, right?

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

It’s not the video games.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right and exercise...

But that was 4 hours ago... when I was younger and full of hope.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My wife and I have started role playing in the bedroom.

Her favorite is “sexy librarian" where I have to sit quietly while she reads a book.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Proud to say my wife really spoils me. I married her for her personality, and she has thrown in 5 more for free.

Sometimes, if I'm lucky, I get to experience them all in one day.