Left Coast Unicorn

🇺🇲💊🏗🥃🍺 Proud, Unapologetic, Conservative American.

"If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it."
~ Mark Twain

[Left Coast Unicorn @LCunicorn]

@RealSpitfire Funny how it becomes "official" the first time Raman leads Pratt.

It's like "whew, we finally got enough phony votes counted, we can all go home now".

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@BreannaMorello I just gained five pounds watching you make that sauce.

Looks amazing.

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@TexasGalReborn I thought air fryers were just good for corn dogs and taquitos.

Good to know they're good for something else.

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@KimKatieUSA Part of the problem is they're getting way too much attention. Look at all the camera flashes, giving these dipshits exactly what they crave.

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@ginamilan_ She's hanging out with Archie Bunker?

I guess those infusions really work.

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@03101999trou @NotFarLeftAtAll She has narrowed the identity of the father to 386 guys.

Maury Povic is doing a three night, six hour special.

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@Notwokenow The septum nose ring never lies.

Always a victim or lunatic lefty.

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@LibertyPDX1 I lived in Portland for 27 years. I moved to Vancouver a couple years ago. It's amazing how in such a short distance the whole mentality changes.

I still go into Portland periodically and can't believe how blind I had become. The dysfunction that Portland has created is shameful

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@DschlopesIsBack What's with the right foot lift. She's just very odd.

But @jasonwhitlock thinks she's a great shooter.

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@BrandiKruse @KUOW Are you telling me that public radio isn't a good source for news?

Who knew?

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@AveryDaye Yes, take your voting advice from whatever this is.

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@TexasGalReborn I have yet to find anything that chocolate cream pie doesn't pair well with.

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@mattvanswol Absolutely!!! Once the employers start being held accountable we'll see some changes.

If I had my way eVerify would be the law of the land. No exceptions.

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@Amer1can_Barbie I like her. She's very energetic.

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@BreannaMorello That doesn't mean he didn't take a few bumps that night. In fact, his behavior would indicate he did just that.

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@jjverdi I would start watching 60 Minutes if Pelley and Stahl left, and they added @C__Herridge, @laralogan, @mirandadevine,
and @jsolomonReports.

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@Jamesjonesik8 I see Quagmire's dad.

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@Notwokenow @FBI @TheJusticeDept I know Scott Bessent is a little busy chasing down Iranian Bank accounts. But I'd sure like to see his gremlins dig deep into the NGO fraud complex.

It won't happen because the accounts likely lead back to ActBlue and Dem congressional election accounts.

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@oregoncitizen_ I was one of those getting the hell out of Oregon. Haven't regretted it for one second.

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@PNWConservative Seems like a trend. It's like the drag queens are all a bunch of deviants.

Here's an idea, let's have them go to libraries and read to kids.

What could go wrong?