Laura Altman

New Yorker, Foodie, Pilates Teacher

[Laura Altman @LGAPilates]

Wtf MTA, your announcements say scheduled maintenance, but your website says getting water off the tracks. Double shitty commute day. This was absolutely not scheduled for an entire Tuesday. #1 train, why am I paying so much for this.

[Laura Altman @LGAPilates]

My Aunt wrote a book about her experience with Uterine Cancer. Help make it happen for A Path Forward: My Journey to Find Healing https://t.co/5fZ44xKzge #indiegogo via @indiegogo

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

If you’re a Democrat who is GLAD that, in a HUGE loss for Republican Senators Cotton, Cruz, Graham, & Hawley, officials from the American Bar Association testify at Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson’s hearing that ALL of their accusations against her are false, please RT and follow us!

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

If you’re Democrat who thinks that Biden should ignore Trump’s shameless lawsuit and release ALL of Trump’s January 6 records to the January 6 Committee, — and are looking for the latest breaking news, please RT and follow this account to be immediately notified when we tweet!

[Laura Altman @LGAPilates]

It’s official, New York is back. Just got blocked by an oblivious person trying to get off the train.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

If Senate Republicans fail to convict Donald Trump, it won't be because the facts were with him or his lawyers mounted a competent defense. It will be because the jury includes his co-conspirators.

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

WHEN WILL WE START DOING SOMETHING ABOUT THIS DUDE YALL!! He should be charged if anyone gets hurt!

[Laura Altman @LGAPilates]

@MaskedSingerFOX January Jones

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I believe in science.

Donald Trump doesn't.

It's that simple, folks.

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Good morning. ☀️

[GIFFORDS @GIFFORDS_org]

Trump and Mike Pence failed to address the coronavirus pandemic, just like they’ve failed to address our gun violence crisis.

We can't trust them with our health and safety. #VoteThemOut

[Lance Cooper @lmauricecpr]

If you’re still wearing a mask when you go out, please retweet this tweet. I just want to see how much common sense is still out there.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Retweet if you’re ready to end this and vote for Joe Biden.

[Vote Save America @votesaveamerica]

It takes a whole 30 seconds to request your #VoteByMail ballot. We have a tool to make it easy no matter where you live (and no matter if you have a printer or not). And why not do it today on this arbitrary thing we call Vote By Mail Day? https://t.co/6tT6SbcJhr #EveryLastVote

[Laura Altman @LGAPilates]

@Tom_Bergeron @DancingABC @Tom_Bergeron your presence made the show great. You were always professional, funny, and quick on your feet. @DancingABC has made a terrible decision and with this move lost me and probably many others as viewers.

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

🎶Just a spoonful of Clorox makes your temperature go down...🎶 🌂👨🏼‍⚕️🌈 #ASpoonfulOfClorox #TrumpDisinfectant

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

Gloria Gaynor washing her hands to I Will Survive is the hand washing video I didn’t know I needed

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

Donna Brazile just told the RNC Chair to go to hell, and I am so here for it!