Lindsey Grace

i got passion in my pants and i ain't afraid to show it

[CaminoMassage @CaminoMassage]

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[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

“How about a cheddar with no taste?” – Pitch for American cheese

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

It’s so much more fun to watch FOX when it’s someone else being blitzed & sacked! #SuperBowl

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

The ear of an Indian elephant is shaped like India and an African elephant's ear is shaped like the map of Africa.

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

TOUCHDOWN #BRONCOS!! 63-yard pass to Demaryius Thomas to set the @NFL single-season team scoring record. #DENvsOAK

[Lindsey Grace @LGrace_inyoface]

Let's go @Broncos!!!!!!!

[Lindsey Grace @LGrace_inyoface]

@TheDangerDean no joke #wetalkedinlike2006 ... Hahaha

[Lindsey Grace @LGrace_inyoface]

@TheDangerDean yep, back in c-springs!

[Lindsey Grace @LGrace_inyoface]

@TheDangerDean that's the BEST way to have a child! #premaritalsex Hahaha

[Lindsey Grace @LGrace_inyoface]

@TheDangerDean that's so incredibly awesome. Haha I am not married. I was for a short period of time. Haha #marriageisoverrated

[Lindsey Grace @LGrace_inyoface]

@TheDangerDean lord help HER! Haha jk jk!! What's her name?! That's so awesome though... I don't have any kids. Yet. #kidsarescaryasfuck lol

[Lindsey Grace @LGrace_inyoface]

@TheDangerDean I was about to ask you the same! I am doing well, how are you?!?!!! We used to be so close #basicallybffs Hahaha

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

The grip of a sloth is so strong that sometimes when they die, they are found still clinging to the branch they died on.

[Lindsey Grace @LGrace_inyoface]

@TheDangerDean I know right?! I was watching re-runs of @LateNightJimmy and saw all the hilarious twitter things and had to get back on it!

[Lindsey Grace @LGrace_inyoface]

My boyfriend is so #famous he can't even follow me on twitter. He's following too many other people

[Lindsey Grace @LGrace_inyoface]

I'm back on twitter bitches! 4 followers what what! #comeback

[Lindsey Grace @LGrace_inyoface]

@IanJacobLee say whatever the fuck you want!!

[Lindsey Grace @LGrace_inyoface]

I forgot I had a twitter account.

[Dr. Tavid Taylor @DrTavid]

Taco Bell murders 8 million assholes per year.

As of 2012, there is no cure.