Lindsey Elza

I'm a bit of a mad scientist mixed with a starving artist and topped off with a dash of hopelss romantic.

[Lindsey Elza @LKElza]

When doing a Zoom meeting, choose your location wisely, else you might get pooped on by a bird.

[Lindsey Elza @LKElza]

Playing #PokemonGo with my Mom. Her question: Is that a Corona Pokemon?

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My cat started sneezing today......

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No one:
Mom: Are you playing that Pokémon Street View? #PokemonGo #pokemonstreetview #okayboomer

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@andrewdyer https://t.co/VA8rUVv3Jl

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

ABC Announces New Fundamentalist Mormon Bachelor Where Every Girl Gets A Rose Every Time https://t.co/2X3AwaZXuY

[Lindsey Elza @LKElza]

@ChristisJoy I’m not THAT good.

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Random person: Look, someone put Arabic on the back of that semi. Me: That’s Elvish.

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Just sit and soak this in with me....

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Trying to remind myself not to complain about the weather, it could always be worse.

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Today I discovered a whole Facebook page dedicated to cats saying @ekekekkekkek I love how connected our world is.

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Getting my teeth cleaned is pretty high on the best-feeling-in-the-whole-world list.

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@corriemomof5 I’m impressed that you dated your bulbs...

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Thank you @disneyplus Today I introduced my husband to #OliverandCompany Next, #Aristocats!

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Current situation at work:

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He believes himself to be dying because I told him to stay on his mat while a customer was in the office. #clizbyroshmonesmith1 https://t.co/GcvRT7XQw2

[Smarter Every Day @smartereveryday]

I have an important announcement.

The first chocolate chip cookie🍪 has been baked in space.

Well done @nasa & @esa. Actually, it wasn't well done, the first one was a bit doughy. @astro_luca was able to get a good one after a couple of tries though.

https://t.co/vOZVZYQN7P

[Lindsey Elza @LKElza]

s.mcgritty and I have matching coffee mugs now. https://t.co/pQWEo0uVEB

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You know that moment when you forgot you were baking bacon? Well I do, now.

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Also, looking back through my Twitter posts, I’m hilarious. Why does no one else think so? #laughingatmyownjoke

[Lindsey Elza @LKElza]

Being able to share clothes with my mom is one of the coolest things. So proud of her!