Alex

Cleveland, the Browns, affordable haircuts, alharr.eth

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[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

never waste a good crisis

[icebergy ❄️ @Icebergy]

they're offering spacex ipo at the grocery store checkout

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[Alex @LL_ALHARR]

Sin taxes should apply here too

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

NEW: Crumbl just launched a drink containing a staggering 186 grams of sugar — nearly half a pound of sugar in a single serving. That’s about the same as drinking 5 cans of Coke or eating roughly 19 Krispy Kreme donuts.

[the metten burger @themettenburger]

The Browns after trading Myles Garrett

[greg @greg16676935420]

I bet the other 24 letters are pissed

[Alex @LL_ALHARR]

@KevinAdams26 Rent free

[Alex @LL_ALHARR]

@BlackLabelAdvsr I don't think people have heard of a commute before

[Alex @LL_ALHARR]

Straight to Talking Stick after this

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

This could be the most statistically improbable thing to ever happen in baseball.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

[EPOPS 🇦🇩🇮🇸 @KONGULOARSTEINN]

guy who changed his name to björn today: i wasn't björn yesterday

[Alex @LL_ALHARR]

@OGcoolhandluke @callmegdot Wait till u find out about HOA fees and elevator expenses

[Alex @LL_ALHARR]

@callmegdot Just buy your $28 lunch

[Alex @LL_ALHARR]

@CaptainCons 630 very reasonable

[Tristan Thompson @TThompson]

are the trenches still alive? which memecoins yall buying?

[Alex @LL_ALHARR]

@cavs @RocketArena Might as well make it a white flag

[Alex @LL_ALHARR]

@smh24yt__ Weirdest flex of the year

[Alex @LL_ALHARR]

However dumb you think people are you are not thinking dumb enough

[nickel³ @TripleNickels]

@Awk20000 It’s literally so much more expensive to make a sandwich yourself and there’s so much food waste.

[Alex @LL_ALHARR]

People are dumber than you think

[Jonathan Paulson @PaulsonJonathan]

On the one hand people shouldn’t overspend on lunch.

On the other hand, it is genuinely weird to me that the norm is for everyone to prepare their own food when basically nothing else works this way. Used to be that everyone made their own clothes too.

[Alex @LL_ALHARR]

@rdd147 Honestly hell yea lemme get a bargain RV