Languid Langostine

if you like me you like me

[Languid Langostine @LLangostine]

Lies. It all lies. Every word out of his mouth.

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

The little girl Trump said at the State of the Union was trapped in a “failing government school,” and announced a scholarship for, was already attending a sought-after charter school free, and her mom says it’s great, the Philadelphia Inquirer reports. https://t.co/nv3VrbZQV1

[Languid Langostine @LLangostine]

Having a massive dick, good.
Being a massive dick, bad.
Proving both on Twitter, awful.

[Languid Langostine @LLangostine]

@RandPaul @RepAdamSchiff You’re just ribbin’...

[Languid Langostine @LLangostine]

@TheRickWilson @tripletap21 “TBH”, he IS around dogs - just not in the way he means. Maga Idiot.

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

Impeachment. Troop escalation. Drone Strikes. Soleimani killed. Mitch McConnell preaches. Schumer and Gang of 8 out of the loop. @realDonaldTrump Deutsche Bank loans backed by Russia. Oil prices up. Futures down. No word from POTUS. . . Just the 3rd day of 2020.

[Languid Langostine @LLangostine]

Is this really a thing? Because Wut!?

[October Ferguson @OctoberFerguson]

BREAKING NEWS: ABC gives into pressure. Meghan McCain to be removed from The View. Sarah Huckabee will be taking her chair.

Good move, pressure people.

[Languid Langostine @LLangostine]

He’s his own hype man/fear mongerer

[Tim O'Brien @TimOBrien]

“Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate...So the only way he figures he’s going to get reelected, and as sure as you’re sitting there, is to start a war with Iran.”

[Languid Langostine @LLangostine]

@baseballchickie Happiest of birthdays! Thank you for being a beautiful and bright light in the near-endless twitter darkness... I hope you have a wonderful day! 🥰

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Don Jr’s wife looks like if you tried to draw Melania from memory

[Languid Langostine @LLangostine]

@MJMcKean It’s how Connery refers to his “second” bag. The first bag is Connery’s catheter bag. You honestly don’t want to know what the second bag is for.

[Languid Langostine @LLangostine]

@qAnon5_5 @HiIamMikeC @TheRickWilson Sweetheart - no one is rattled. Not by you, not by trump, not by Q. Grow up. xox

[Joe R. @JoeRandazzo_Sr]

More GOP politicians have been arrested for misconduct in bathrooms than trans people - https://t.co/x94lKImd2q

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

It’s clear Trump was bent on hurtin’ Ukraine to help Russia while fabricatin’ dirt on Joe Biden.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

This is a bombshell that completely undercuts the national security / rooting out corruption line of defense.

All of his national security advisors were urging him to release the aid — he refused because he wanted help against Joe Biden.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Now you know why he doesn’t want them to testify

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

This is just devastating. No wonder Trump would rather be caught obstructing Congress (Article II) than have these details (Article I) get out.

https://t.co/QeA5mYYzYO

[Kimberley Johnson @AuthorKimberley]

Second Christian publication calls for Trump's conviction and removal. https://t.co/ch6rs6v0uV

[Nancy Pelosi @TeamPelosi]

It means that they know they're gonna lose. And if they win, they’re going to serve in the minority under a Democratic President. -NP

[Languid Langostine @LLangostine]

100%

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Memo to the media:

Say "House of Representatives is...” instead of "the Democrats are..." when reporting on impeachment.

By constantly reiterating "Democrats" instead of "House," you're making it harder for any Republican to join, and playing into Trump's partisan narrative.