Lady Lifeguard

Still kickin' it at the indoor/outdoor waterpark...

[Lady Lifeguard @LLifeguard4Life]

@fallenlilstar @LongfellowGuard Wow! I’ve never even gotten a Thank You! A hug would really make a difference ☺️

[Lady Lifeguard @LLifeguard4Life]

On the plus side, it was like Christmas morning when my supervisor dropped off all new pool testing chemicals. Anyone else get excited for that? 🤓🧐 #lifeguard

[Lady Lifeguard @LLifeguard4Life]

Yesterday I rolled up the solar cover so perfectly I wanted to take a picture of it. But I didn’t ☹️😭 That thing is the bane of my existence when it comes to guarding a small community pool 🏊🏻‍♀️.

[Lady Lifeguard @LLifeguard4Life]

PSA to Parents: Please remove all bandaids from your children before they enter the pool. It’s not like they’re going to stay on anyways...😒

[Lady Lifeguard @LLifeguard4Life]

@lifeguardone Dude, I thought that stuff wasn’t real?! 🙃

[Lady Lifeguard @LLifeguard4Life]

So I’m single guarding at a little townhouse complex this summer, but there’s no bathroom 🚽 on site. I forsee myself taking lots of quick dips in the pool then, if you know what I mean 😜😎 #lifeguardprobs

[Lady Lifeguard @LLifeguard4Life]

@LongfellowGuard But not if they hear it! I worked in an indoor water park and could fart anytime since it was so loud in there, except when I worked the outdoor pool, ‘cause it was a lot quieter. Thank god for chlorine smell that covers everything though!

[Lady Lifeguard @LLifeguard4Life]

@alyssabertin @LifeguardBitchy Not everywhere in Canada makes that much! 🤑 But, most (NLS) guards make more than minimum wage, at least in Ontario. (Still seems like we’re underpaid though for what we are responsible for!!) #lifeguardprobs

[Lady Lifeguard @LLifeguard4Life]

@ThatsPoolLife Pisces! 🐠🐟

[Lady Lifeguard @LLifeguard4Life]

@LongfellowGuard Urge, don’t get me started on crocs. I refuse to wear them. Partly because one of my feet is bigger than the other and the one time I had to wear them b/c I forgot my own shoes, I got a blister on the tip of my toe, but also because they are just plain ugly ☠️

[Not Out Of The Water @NotOutOfTheWatr]

Thanks for the follow @LLifeguard4Life ! Help us dispel drowning myths + misinformation. Retweet our new #watersafety & #drowningprevention resource. Educating parents & caregivers is key to preventing the #1 cause of accidental death in children ages 1-4. https://t.co/jOYKxdkJTl

[Lady Lifeguard @LLifeguard4Life]

@LongfellowGuard @QueenyB30 That’s why I don’t wear mine; I’d hate for someone to think that about me, except I AM a lifeguard, which is why I wanted the hoodie. So it sits in my closet. 😔

[Lady Lifeguard @LLifeguard4Life]

@LGuardProblems What’s wrong with red gatorade? (Curious)

[Lady Lifeguard @LLifeguard4Life]

@LGuardProblems Ours was always “poop or bandaid” as I worked indoors. Needless to say, I can always tell, and from pretty far away too 😏

[Lady Lifeguard @LLifeguard4Life]

@LGuardProblems @businessinsider I suppose, but I just figure if you really need MY help, that robotic drone help isn’t going to cut it. But I guess if you’re just tired or something...it’s really the thought that counts, right?

[Lady Lifeguard @LLifeguard4Life]

Interesting that this particular ad was promoted for me... (and haven’t we all felt that way anyways? Who knew we could claim a right to refuse unsafe work?!) https://t.co/1Xv10fI85S

[WSIB @WSIB]

Working outdoors is great. Ending up like this #ModelEmployee isn’t.

[Lady Lifeguard @LLifeguard4Life]

Are you even a lifeguard if you don’t watch these and try to beat their guard every time?! https://t.co/6QbvaHJZGG

[WavepoolRescue @WavepoolRescue]

I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/SOKQgNXLrQ Wavepool Lifeguard Rescue 67 - Spot the Drowning