Miss Oppo Taco

Sentimental Smart Ass Club President ❤️⚾️Constantly reminded that Love is a verb 💗*⚓️*

[Miss Oppo Taco @LMLMadness]

My soul doesn't have time to be sidetracked by shallow connections.

[Miss Oppo Taco @LMLMadness]

The speed of light is my comfort zone.

[Miss Oppo Taco @LMLMadness]

Trying to dim her shine is like telling rainbows to hide behind the clouds.

[Miss Oppo Taco @LMLMadness]

Words matter. And so do you.

[Miss Oppo Taco @LMLMadness]

Lightning in a bottle is my stage name.

[Miss Oppo Taco @LMLMadness]

Why should women spend so much time trying to be beautiful when there are so many ugly things happening to them everyday?

[Miss Oppo Taco @LMLMadness]

Turns out "This is stupid. I'm out." is an acceptable response to a lot of the daily nonsense I encounter.

[Miss Oppo Taco @LMLMadness]

No, thank you, permission I don’t need to do things I’ll do regardless of what anyone thinks.

[uncle mom @mayamanion]

Remember when having to write more words was a punishment?

[uncle mom @mayamanion]

If my life was a book, I'd skip the chapter about you.

[uncle mom @mayamanion]

The first time I was sexually harassed was when I was six. So, no I don't think women are being "irrational".

[uncle mom @mayamanion]

I wish I could take back every meatloaf I ever made for you.

[uncle mom @mayamanion]

I've never danced with the devil. I have had lunch with my mom, which is close enough.

[uncle mom @mayamanion]

When I have more than $500 in my bank account, I think about leaving and starting another life.

[uncle mom @mayamanion]

I asked my date to get me a vodka soda. He came back with two, so yes he speaks my love language.

[Miss Oppo Taco @LMLMadness]

It’s okay, Warrior Queen. This just means it wasn’t meant for you. Your time will come. Hakuna Matata.

[The Planet @ShipInTheKnight]

But I meant "dickweed" in a good way.

[Trudacious @Trudacious]

I believe most people care anonymously.

[ugh* @heatherlou_]

My joints feel the sudden temperature change. Life comes at you fast.