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I'm procrastinating something probably.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In the 1820s the water in the river Thames was portrayed as ‘monster soup’.

Image: Wellcome Collection CC BY-NC 4.0

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Oh god I was going to go to sleep but more internet keeps appearing.

[The DPS @DeadPigeonSoc]

Long before Hogwarts we had Miss Cackle’s Academy. Rest in peace #JillMurphy 😞

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@MeganCrystalAli @CHVRCHES Ohhhh that's so kool, have a great time!!

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@hankgreen Biomedical science: The body is amazing and complex but also deeply deeply flawed and often tries to kill itself.

[Allison Stephens @alsteph07]

The longer you watch the better it gets

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Raindrops are about the same size on all planets - regardless of if they're made of water (Earth), methane (Titan), or liquid iron (WASP-76b).

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

a blueberry has fallen on the floor. and nobody has noticed. except for me. so i gently picked them up. and brought them to my bed. so they could relax. because i am sure it is very stressful. being a lost blueberry

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I’m off to bed” - Translation: I’m off to stick my legs in and out of the duvet and spin my pillow around until morning.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Having so much to do that you just quietly sit still until tomorrow.

[@[email protected] @mrchrisaddison]

I would like to suggest that the next government Covid slogan should be: “Over your fucking nose as well, you moron.”

[Laurence Rickard @Lazbotron]

Official vaccine rhyming slang:
‘Anthea’ (Anthea Turner: Moderna)
‘Apple’ (Appletiser: Pfizer)
‘Gary’ (Gary Lineker: Astra-Zeneca)
‘Mick & Mark’ (Ronson & Ronson: Johnson & Johnson)
The NHS will be using these terms only from next Thursday, so do commit to memory.

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Rewatching S2 of Ghosts and am awed at how MUCH is fit into each half hour episode and how clever it all is, as well as how I hurt from laughing. Thankyou so much @benwillbond @MarthaHD @JimHowick @realmatbaynton @simonfarnaby @Lazbotron

[good omens script bot @gomenscript]

[Crowley and Aziraphale sit in silence, wondering why God didn’t give them a braincell.]

[sara ♡ @hawkluthor]

Thomas Thorne saying “you’re dicked in the knob” lives in my mind rent free

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@Variola3 Oh goodness, I hope you got plenty of sleep for that!! 🙂

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@Variola3 Sounds ideal right now 😂

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@realmatbaynton @BBCRadio4 Oh my GOD I'm so excited, this is the BEST news of my 2021 so far.

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Since I got up at half six this morning all I've eaten is three mini chocolate trifles. Someone help me I need supervision.

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@Variola3 I'm just trying to survive, not sure how these superhumans are bettering themselves tbh. Bit rude 🤣