laura ✌️

remember guys, romances and bromances are encouraged, but penetration means paperwork

[laura ✌️ @LNewell92]

@RainbowZilla87 ROBINNNNNN the bestest (and only) cat I love, rest easy you beautiful fur baby 😭❤️

[laura ✌️ @LNewell92]

@nxwestmidlands can you explain why the 34 is still missing the stop at Hall St East Kyber Close? The junction is clearly open and has been all the while??

[The Tower of London @TowerOfLondon]

👑 New Yeoman Warder uniforms! 👑 The wait is over, today our Yeoman Warders will wear their new uniforms for the very first time, bearing HM King Charles III's cypher!

[laura ✌️ @LNewell92]

@YasminHendawy You got this

[laura ✌️ @LNewell92]

Pick up my car in 11 days and I am both excited and absolutely shitting it. Can't get my brain around it all

[laura ✌️ @LNewell92]

What a day.... This morning I passed my driving test and bought/financed my first car this afternoon. My head is spinning

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Go big or go home”

You mean “go home” was an option all along? Oh brilliant! I’ll choose that one, please. Lovely stuff. What a relief! Cheerio.

[laura ✌️ @LNewell92]

@Backbone666 You're wrong, 2007 was like, last week

[laura ✌️ @LNewell92]

@SuperdrugHelp can you cancel an order please? 10016144622
Your Harborne store has yet to fulfill this and I have since got products elsewhere.

[laura ✌️ @LNewell92]

@anotherday_down If you need anything ANYTHING you just reach out. Me & Cirno are here for you always xxx

[Hever Castle @hevercastle]

#OnThisDay in 1486 Henry VII married Elizabeth of York. The parents of Henry VIII, their marriage lasted 17 years until Elizabeth died in 1503. In 2015 we were extremely lucky to exhibit their marriage bed - the only existing royal medieval bed in England.

[laura ✌️ @LNewell92]

Also I might start a tally of how many times I hear "how was your Christmas?" 🙃

[laura ✌️ @LNewell92]

I'm sure my manager will be sick of me today. Yesterday I put in most of my holiday requests for this year. Plus I got like 128495928191 questions for him (:

[laura ✌️ @LNewell92]

First day of work into the new year, I'm gonna be dumb early because public transport. Also, why does this bus smell like a bacon sandwich? (Smells like a café in here)

[laura ✌️ @LNewell92]

I love my job but the small talk is the W O R S T.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Everyone in Britain:

“Yeah, not bad, thanks. Quite quiet, really”

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Murphy. He is not only fluffy, but also fancy. 12/10 multitalented king

[laura ✌️ @LNewell92]

@Backbone666 There better be milk in the fridge, I need tea

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2022

[laura ✌️ @LNewell92]

@nxwestmidlands No I didnt because it didnt run!!! Why didn't it run? I was 30 minutes late to work because of that.

[laura ✌️ @LNewell92]

@nxwestmidlands why did the 6am 34 from Walsall to Bilston not run this morning????