LORD HOTLAP

**I'M GAY FOR PANCAKES** Charmeleon™ Cult Leader
So Mote It Beelzebub
Master Time-Traveler; bringing the #GayFuture to Now Times.

[LORD HOTLAP @LORDHOTLAP]

I want to cry but nothing happens.

[LORD HOTLAP @LORDHOTLAP]

*claps hands with unbent arms a couple of times *
okay what'd I miss?

[LORD HOTLAP @LORDHOTLAP]

so we're still doing Madea movies then ok

[LORD HOTLAP @LORDHOTLAP]

@benroy00

[LORD HOTLAP @LORDHOTLAP]

Quit co-opting my Moves you utter Asswipe

[Sid Pink @sid_pink]

Producing this feature tests my resolve daily, so I've reverted to invoking the #GayFuture to help me to conjure the necessary Fortitude:

[LORD HOTLAP @LORDHOTLAP]

They're playing our song, #CultMa @yestheseashore

[rob from online 📱 @robfromonline]

joining a cult

pros:
• free haircut
• cool outfits
• easy to make friends

cons:
• ?

[LORD HOTLAP @LORDHOTLAP]

I'm Gay for 'em

[626 intrusive thoughts 👁 @sixtwentysix]

Tips 1-10 stay off my lawn

[LORD HOTLAP @LORDHOTLAP]

"Allow me to introduce you to some of my friends in the slave trade."

[a lost fish @grumbist]

im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things:

every person on earth & their opinion of me
the crushing psychological weight of being alive

[LORD HOTLAP @LORDHOTLAP]

cc: @yestheseashore @robofear https://t.co/P7hqxt9mLD

[LORD HOTLAP @LORDHOTLAP]

Becoming Untethered is the only thing I fear.

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@2tenacious Cheerfully withdrawn.

[politicalcoach @2tenacious]

@LORDHOTLAP You watch your mouth, Lordyboy. He is very cool and if he drinks snazzberry, you should, too. #earlyadopter

[LORD HOTLAP @LORDHOTLAP]

Get a load of this asshole.
#snazzberry

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@nightclubband GODFUCKINGDAMNIT #LORDHOTLAP IS IN AUSTRALIA WHEN YOU COME TO THE GOTHIC SUNUVA

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Experimenting with Post-It Poetry [Post-It-ry?]. #onetake #nochanges #LORDHOTLAP

[LORD HOTLAP @LORDHOTLAP]

Eff'd the #MexiWall! Could've driven all their Rapists, Anchor Baby-Havin, Job-Stealin Freeloaders into the sea!
#trumpbrillianceignored

[LORD HOTLAP @LORDHOTLAP]

LOVE IT https://t.co/8TxDssJ0r3

[LORD HOTLAP @LORDHOTLAP]

Ah - that old scam.™️ https://t.co/Hi9LYEgDHA