L. Stephens

A loser’s journal, one self serving tweet at a time. 🇦🇺 I write bromance novels. WELCOME TO HELL.A. #sex #drugs & #zombies

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@Chris_Cardno No pomp, no ceremony. Just solid basic principles. COME ON, AUSSIE!!!!

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@Chris_Cardno I’m a purist, but I’ll have one if you’re making em.

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@Chris_Cardno lol!!!!

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@LStephens @warrenbarton22 #Australia at the World Cup look like the fucking Spartans. Incredible performance. Defense hard as fuck. Goddamn.

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@Chris_Cardno It’s a free world. You can just have dogs on the side. You don’t need a reason to bury them in breakfast offerings.

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@Chris_Cardno Oh they’re fancy! That setup play outside the box was impressive at times just didn’t expect a well oiled Sparta column ready to die

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@Chris_Cardno I think it’s a 5am for me.

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@Chris_Cardno Body profile, mate. Turkey didn’t do their homework.

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@Chris_Cardno I may not survive.

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@Chris_Cardno Craziest part our normally first choice goalkeeper is on the bench. Probably going to remain there too by the look!

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@Chris_Cardno Spread out wide punching and kicking the air with glory!!!!

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SCENES!!!!! LIMBS!!!!! AUSTRALIA!!!!!!
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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@Chris_Cardno Yeah, you’re right. Best thing Arteta did was change the body profile of Arsenal from short technical players to 6ft average all rounders.

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@Chris_Cardno @warrenbarton22 Souttar born and raised in Scotland so you know that’s not far from the truth.

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@Chris_Cardno @warrenbarton22 Yeah there been some shocking commentators. Group stage is always grim

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@Chris_Cardno @warrenbarton22 I have 2 Aussie commentators thankfully

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@Chris_Cardno We have a very defense heavy talent pool. Toure and Irankunda have only emerged in the last couple years as real threats. Having said that. Nestory had everything to do on that goal and put in a world class display to slot it home.

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@Chris_Cardno Game plan was no secret! Fit, strong and mobile they’re playing well. 🙏🏻

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@Chris_Cardno Absolute weapons out there.