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Former Worlds Youngest Person.

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@bopper33 @Av187457679 @AndyRobsonTips You still haven't told me how I should be paying more for someone brining me one cup/one plate and the price goes up depending what is in/on it? Imagine getting tipped for actually going above and beyond rather than having a server heavy breathing over your bill as you pay it.

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@bopper33 @Av187457679 @AndyRobsonTips Yeah, how come that's not the case in European countries? Why should the customer pay the employee? 😂

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@bopper33 @Av187457679 @AndyRobsonTips You aren't discussing anything with me any further, remember? My reading is solid. You didn't answer.

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@bopper33 @Av187457679 @AndyRobsonTips I'll chalk up the win.

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@bopper33 @Av187457679 @AndyRobsonTips An American saying about abiding by customs, given most think the world ends at their borders and the loudest person in any room, is hilarious. No one else tops up the 20% on the bill. Why do I pay a $1 for that beer and $4 for that cocktail to be brought to me?

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@bopper33 @Av187457679 @AndyRobsonTips Most tourists would prefer to pay a price including all tax and service. Stick it in the price as a part of the business, or let people vote with their feet rather than socially guilty tripping people. Should I pay you different 20% for bringing me a $5 beer or a $20 cocktail?

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@bopper33 @Av187457679 @AndyRobsonTips Or... Lobby your folks to pay their staff properly like the rest of the developed world.

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Absolute snoozefest

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@UtilitaFootball @LutonTown 100 days ago was February. The final was in April...

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Micah Richards - "This is the moment all of English football has been dreading" about Pep leaving Man City. Pepball has made football incredibly dull to watch at times so no, Micah, I'm actually quite looking forward to the return of more unconventional styles mixing it up more.

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@LauraW211324 @swfc @danielbriddon8 Lots to shed but the bones are there of something decent. Think you guys will need at least a season to stabilise and will probably come on strong second half of next season.

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@LauraW211324 @swfc @danielbriddon8 Genuinely one of the worst forwards I've ever seen in a Luton shirt at any level. And then we signed the equally useless Devante Cole.

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@_joeburke3 @swfc Take him. Shiiiite.

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@LauraW211324 @swfc @danielbriddon8 Any Luton fan would drop him to you for free.

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@10DowningStreet @jamesmurray_ldn @DHSCgovuk Looks 12 and 62 all at the same time.

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Aged like Milk.

[James Merry @James_Merry_]

@DanSFCKeen @alikalhamadi

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Hahahahaha have that you cheating Chavvy bastards.

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@LutonTown HAHAHAHA FUCKING HAVE THAT YOU CHEATING BASTARDS

[Steven Greenhill @stevengreenhil4]

@LutonTown HAHAHAHA FUCKING HAVE THAT YOU CHEATING BASTARDS