Lucy ⚓️

likes: cold butter, dislikes: everything else

[Lucy ⚓️ @LUC66]

@TheKopHQ Source?

[Lucy ⚓️ @LUC66]

@Nick_Pettigrew

[Lucy ⚓️ @LUC66]

Macron’s got a record too?

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

Congratulations, President @realDonaldTrump. Ready to work together as we did for four years. With your convictions and mine. With respect and ambition. For more peace and prosperity.

[Graham Smith 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🇬🇱 🐧 @GrahamSmith_]

A head of state with immunity from prosecution, accused of breaking the law, accused of corruption, little respect for democratic principles, a billionaire who dodges taxes.

Welcome to Britain.

#AbolishTheMonarchy

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

You mad bastards.

[Lucy ⚓️ @LUC66]

@PrivateEyeNews Sexist and lame.

[Lucy ⚓️ @LUC66]

If Basher Tarr and Daphne Moon had kids…

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

nothing can prepare you for the accents you are going to hear in this video

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Calling Detroit a shithole while speaking to Detroiters is in a bold strategy….btw is his face green wtf is that

[Lucy ⚓️ @LUC66]

Starmer’s brain at 3am.

[Lucy ⚓️ @LUC66]

@tsblinds Honestly don’t think your company could do any worse but here we are. Truly shocking customer service. Regret ever contacting you.

[Brendan May @bmay]

I might make this my new ringtone. The man is completely insane.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Boss mode 🎯

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Probably because he told over 33 lies

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

they're doing [throws dart] transgender operations on [spins wheel] illegal aliens in the [picks a card] prisons, just ask [rolls dice] Viktor Orban and [consults Ouija board] my friend Abdul, head of the Taliban

[Empire State Building @EmpireStateBldg]

Rest in Peace Lord Vader

[Lucy ⚓️ @LUC66]

@tsblinds I’ve literally heard this every time I’ve contacted you since 23rd August. Yesterday your customer services person was claiming my phone wasn’t working, the excuses are wearing extremely thin.

[Lucy ⚓️ @LUC66]

@tsblinds I give up. I honestly don’t know how you’re still in business.

[Lucy ⚓️ @LUC66]

I've read ahead, this doesn't mean they've started disassembling cars. https://t.co/usUM9Ehvgi

[Lucy ⚓️ @LUC66]

@tsblinds The 'update' was that someone would call me... at some point this year, maybe? Just absolutely dreadful service, I've never experienced anything like it. I've been waiting since 23rd August for a manager to call me.

[Lucy ⚓️ @LUC66]

@tsblinds Worst company I've ever had the misery of dealing with. Two weeks of trying to resolve the issues with my order, 13 blinds that don't fit, no one ever calls back and managers are "too busy to talk to customers" - I'm quoting your customer service rep there. Truly awful.

[Lucy ⚓️ @LUC66]

@tsblinds It’s a shame ‘looking into it’ doesn’t lead to any sort of meaningful progress in terms of resolving the numerous issues that have arisen since I regrettably paid you to make nineteen blinds for me.