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[Bag_of_spoons @Laaz4rus]

@haigh_bailey Controversial topic, but if you're stupid enough to get hit by a car, then you shouldn't be allowed to go to a hospital because of it. There are so many methods out there to prevent you from getting hit by a car that you shouldn't be allowed healthcare if you get hit.

[Bag_of_spoons @Laaz4rus]

@classpass Can't remember the email associated with my mobile number meaning I can't use classpass at all, but would really like to!! AI is going in circles telling me to get a new phone number, can you help?

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

My tenants don’t even know that for the past 7 years they’ve been renting from me I’ve been setting a portion aside to take an amazing trip to Vegas with my girls

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

my deepest held social worker opinion is that practicing therapists should not be on tiktok. frankly I find it unbecoming!

[Tig Beharrell @GooseFatGames]

Officially announcing that I've been a silly goose and started making games again! Watch this space.

[Bag_of_spoons @Laaz4rus]

@Juancarlosbalor hi are these still avalible?

[Bag_of_spoons @Laaz4rus]

anyone have a death grips ticket for this sunday?

[Bag_of_spoons @Laaz4rus]

Hi @dicefm I used my old uni email to set up my account and now thats been locked and my account logged me out, I'm unable to log back in, I still have the same phone number, can't contact help centre as it just gets sent to my locked email. Have tickets on their for this month

[mari forever @marihmmm]

Look at my dad's carrie bradshaw ass fridge

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Been smiling thinking about a chimp getting home from a long day of work. Kisses the wife, hugs the kids. Cracks open that first banana and it makes a beer noise

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My wife regularly has sex with 3 much younger guys whilst I watch. I'm keen for her to keep it up as one of them supports the same team as me, and I like chatting football with him afterwards.

[Bag_of_spoons @Laaz4rus]

@Rubberbandits Possible deep dive into the connection this has with Venus in Furs? Seems bears are often involved in scandals

[Rob @ghoulcabin]

Making a cocaine bear style movie about this

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i will never love my future wife as much as i love a girl i’ve talked to online for 15 minutes

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

do not tell your gf you don’t want to take a personality test with her

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

2013: why would anyone care what the losers on reddit think

2023: the losers on reddit are the last remaining source on the internet for reviews of products and services that aren’t paid for or some kind of scam

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

didn’t have my glasses on and thought they were the gay couple from modern family