Lachlan Mackie

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Dear @TheTweetOfGod,
Quick question: Does burning piles of illegal pornography create white or black smoke?
Just so we know.

[Lachlan Mackie @LachlanMackie]

@DoctorKarl I feel amber necklaces for teething are a placebo, my wife's feels different... Can you help me win this argument?

[Lachlan Mackie @LachlanMackie]

I've completed Cat Figurines collection!
http://t.co/ohxi7jPT #ipad #ipadgames #gameinsight

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Such a hassle that you have to rob a skier before you can rob a 7-Eleven

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

Sydney! We are here! "You've got our Queen on our money and our sperm in your tummy!" #iamawalrustour

[Lachlan Mackie @LachlanMackie]

I've completed Faster than the Wind collection!
http://t.co/ohxi7jPT #ipad #ipadgames #gameinsight

[Gillian Mason (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈 @gillyminn]

Classic "@guysanderson: @DoctorKarl Some condiments in my fridge have a use-by date of 21 December 2012. Is this the Mayan-aise Apocalypse?"

[Hamish & Andy @hamishandandy]

Good luck @kookaburras for semi final. If you score more than your opposition while obeying the rules of hockey, you'll win! A
#CTMelb2012

[Lachlan Mackie @LachlanMackie]

@rickygervais my 7 month old daughter knows it... Most my adult friends seem to need convincing.... Chuck on Animals, sorted.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I really can't express how incredibly flattered I was by this piece on US TV. Thank you Lawrence O'Donnell.
http://t.co/c6WW3oJN
Merry Xmas.

[Lachlan Mackie @LachlanMackie]

@ricburger why is everyone saying that... Sounds like Cameron.... 'Little buddy' it's as bad as 'sunshine'.

[Lachlan Mackie @LachlanMackie]

@ricburger now I won't know how to reference my tweets Friday night, I don't want to accidentally promote Susan Boyle, that'd be awkward.

[Lachlan Mackie @LachlanMackie]

RT @SethMacFarlane: This new thesaurus isn't just terrible, it's also terrible. http://t.co/WgyFzZww

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

From my musical about Wall Street computers: "Algo-rithm. Algo-music. Algo my girl, who could ask for anything more?" It just came to me!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I've never wanted to tickle a penguin so much...
http://t.co/rtRhwcoN
And I promise I would never get bored with doing that.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This is a follow up piece to my "Why I'm an Atheist" essay, in which I answer readers questions http://t.co/Wq2KsFqx
I think you'll enjoy.

[Lachlan Mackie @LachlanMackie]

@rickygervais: Random sample of ~1000 Americans believe this: http://t.co/mMJzqneD
may like to don a togs & do laps in the primordial soup

[Lachlan Mackie @LachlanMackie]

@DoctorKarl @AzzaMac2 'stationary' is relative...

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

FOR SALE : small featherless bird with no wings and four legs ( could be a mouse, I'm no expert..take a punt) £8.00

[Lachlan Mackie @LachlanMackie]

@rickygervais all that in a day.... You are all-mowing. All praise.