Lady Envy

Oblivious. Still. This is where I put my random thoughts.

[Lady Envy @LadyEnvy_DB0]

I might be a bad Mexican, but I got Shakira hips #NoLie

[Lady Envy @LadyEnvy_DB0]

The hole is fat free! (@TylerMaron )

[Lady Envy @LadyEnvy_DB0]

I really, REALLY want to see that Tusk movie!!!!! #WalrusYes Someone see it with me!

[Lady Envy @LadyEnvy_DB0]

I would love to meet my doppelganger and be extremely disappointed in her.

[Lady Envy @LadyEnvy_DB0]

Very excited that my #Halloween costume this year is going to be racially accurate. #mexicanproblems

[Lady Envy @LadyEnvy_DB0]

My twitter feed is full of Apple and iPhone 6 shit. I could NOT care less. Consider this my vote for a new topic!

[Lady Envy @LadyEnvy_DB0]

Having A Few hours to myself obviously leads to obnoxious dancing/work out, then the inevitable laziness and procrastination. #I'mUseless

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Whoever stole my "Wicked" karaoke CD has three hours to return that shit before I defy gravity on yo' ass

[Lady Envy @LadyEnvy_DB0]

Beginning to seriously consider circus school LMFAO, no joke tho acrobatics and contortion performing sounds amazing! #amitheonlyone

[Lady Envy @LadyEnvy_DB0]

Working out is great, but swiss cake rolls are orgasmic. #FatHappyPlace

[Lady Envy @LadyEnvy_DB0]

I can't be the only person that chews my #Slurpee

[Lady Envy @LadyEnvy_DB0]

"Don't leave your cotton candy out or the dog will eat it" said me to @TylerMaron just now.

[Lady Envy @LadyEnvy_DB0]

Tonight I had a less than pleasant experience at @Outback including snail service and a mush pile of a blooming onion. #Fail

[Lady Envy @LadyEnvy_DB0]

I want to create something beautiful, but I'm afraid that requires beauty from within.

[Lady Envy @LadyEnvy_DB0]

Melting crayons isn't art. It could be! But it usually isn't.

[Lady Envy @LadyEnvy_DB0]

Thank you @twhiddleston for your ice bucket challange and also wearing a white shirt http://t.co/SfexhxXGug"

[Lady Envy @LadyEnvy_DB0]

I think I'll wear a sword on my belt during my garage sale to prevent thievery and haggling.

[t.j. miller @nottjmiller]

Nerd Farming, def: that act of growing nerds inorganically for the purposes of populating fantasycons & techgregories, often using hormones.

[Divided By Zero @DB0_Podcast]

@IdealNihilist You just like @LadyEnvy_DB0.

[Lady Envy @LadyEnvy_DB0]

My 1st food pic. Reeses Mcflurry on top a Reeses Oreo. #NotPregnant #lifehack #winner