โ Sheโs always relieved when she receives a raven from her granddaughter.
Kingโs Landing is a dangerous place, and assurance that Margaery is still alive always restores peace to her troubled mind.
You know, it might be beneficial for Cersei and all the other Lannister children, for that matter.
Tywin has gotten rather prickly and ornery on his old age, perhaps she could... loosen him up a bit.
@CruelLionKing Olenna looked up at the young king and sighed. He was decorated in his finest fits and his crown, too big for his head, was sliding down towards his nose. How metaphorical, she thought.
โDonโt presume to tell me that youโre in a hurry when your grandfather rules the kingdom for+
Sheโll stay in Kingโs Landing until she gets it. Perhaps sheโll take quarters in the Tower of the Hand to keep him company and give him constant reminders.
If they were to wed, he would certainly take her last name. Sheโd die before becoming a Lannister.
And, Tywin Tyrell just has a great ring to it, does it not?
(She, too, is choking at the thought.)
โWe would be quite the โpower coupleโ, would we not?โ
She really must get @casterIypride on board with this.
Oh, how she does enjoy pestering people she dislikes.
@LadyOTyrell "With all respect to you and Tywin, if you two become the power couple of Westeros, I'll gladly continue living in Braavos then with my wife to be in the Free North." #Shutters
Due to her own family experience, she can confirm that the Lannisters are, in fact, the WORST possible in-laws imaginable. But it does get so lonely in Highgarden...
Sarcasm, of course.
โ She would, of course, have to write up the prenuptial agreement. Tywin has already proven that, despite popular belief, Lannisters do not always pay their debts. Canโt have him taking any more of her money...
โTwo insufferable old aristocrats united in matrimony,โ she said, voice seeping with sarcasm. โIโll have to plant the idea in Tywinโs ear, Iโm certain heโd love my company on Casterly Rock.โ
Not likely. In her old age, Olenna has made a hobby of pestering her debtors. It keeps her entertained.
If payment isnโt made soon, she plans to suggest a marriage between the two of them to forgive the debt. She loves joking with such serious men.
And, tea? Sheโd rather croak.