Lady Billionaire👸🏾👩‍🦰🇬🇧🇳🇬

Addicted to being successful. Never sees failure as a setback but as an opportunity to make a better success. Happiness costs nothing but self definition.

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

Please don’t ignore, my mom's life depends on this. Help retweet to someone who can help 🙏

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

my mom once told me “accountability will always feel like an attack when you are not ready to acknowledge how your behavior harms others” and that shit is real.

[/\/\|)ee🦁 @Mr_Md33_]

I got goosebumps when this choir praised Morayo and flawlessly mashed up all 16 songs from Wizkid's Morayo album. What an experience, What an Album. A classic 💿 🔥❤️

[- @alani419]

dear lord, $1m

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Have you people seen this?

Students who went to take their NECO exams got abducted from the exam hall?

This happened in Borno and I hope it gets the same media outrage as Oyo's.

This is unfortunate.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

HABITS I STOLE FROM WOMEN WHO ARE ALWAYS CALM AND UNBOTHERED.

1. Deep-clean your room.

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐒.🧸 @chelszzn]

To get any book you want on the internet, type the name of the book followed by doctype:pdf

E.g The Alchemist doctype:pdf

[Olivia Okoro @theoliviaa_]

Ladies if a married man tells you how bad his marriage is, advice him to seek counseling. The solution to his problems is not sleeping with you.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

The UK economy basically works like this:

Get paid £2,000.

Give £900 to a landlord. Give £200 to the council. Give £150 to energy companies. Give £300 to supermarkets. Give £300 to car insurance and fuel.

Spend the rest surviving until next payday.

Then get lectured by someone who bought their house for £37,000 in 1988 about how you need to stop buying coffees and cancel subscriptions.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

People who have access to you have no idea how unreachable you are to everyone else, until they become everyone else.

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.

[Tarelayefa @Sugar_Pops_]

If you show a man you are willing to suffer, he will make you SUFFER

[Mr. Czar @Mrczar_]

Today I learnt that If a wealthy man’s son commits a crime in Nigeria and gets sentenced to prison, they’ll raid poor neighborhoods, pick up an innocent boy, and swap him in.

The rich kid goes home & the poor kid serves the sentence. This is why most of those raids happen.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

People talk about 50/50.

​But motherhood was never 50/50.

​Pregnancy wasn't 50/50.
Birth wasn't 50/50.
Breastfeeding wasn't 50/50.
The mental load wasn't 50/50.
Postpartum recovery wasn't 50/50.
The sleepless nights weren't 50/50.
The physical changes weren't 50/50.

​By the time the bill arrived,
the woman already paid.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“One of the most underrated skills you can learn is the ability to ignore your mood and stick with the plan.”

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

Guys!! It’s cold very outside! I just stepped outside my house to feel it. And if it’s this cold in Lagos, it’s colder in Ibadan and much even colder in the bushes! These children and their teachers are shivering right now! This is their 27th night! God!😭😭

[𝔽𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕒. ‎ᥫ᭡ @foreverdeb_]

They really took road trips away from us in Nigeria, as a child i enjoyed road trips to the east, they were fun and i looked forward to it and this government stole that from us.

[Isaac O. @theisaacola]

Nigeria sells raw cocoa at $8,000 a tonne. Processed into butter it earns $48,000. Made into chocolate it earns $240,000. 30 times the money, yet Nigeria is still choosing $8,000.