Jacob Louden

I'm a male human who frequently indulges in the simple things in life. Such as art, cock, friends, drugs, and family

[Jacob Louden @Laird_Jacob]

Im the type that eats the booty FOR groceries #collegeworld #makingrent

[Jacob Louden @Laird_Jacob]

I'm on that 502 come-up #brysontiller

[Jacob Louden @Laird_Jacob]

@HellYeahFknRyan it's like that for all genders

[Jacob Louden @Laird_Jacob]

Her makeup line was worst than Donald Trumps

[Jacob Louden @Laird_Jacob]

We've all been there #rentisdue

[Jacob Louden @Laird_Jacob]

Adele he didn't answer because he aint got no minutes #hello #adele #hebroke #payhisphone

[Jacob Louden @Laird_Jacob]

Now that hoverboards are trending I bet every place will become handicap accessible

[Jacob Louden @Laird_Jacob]

"It's beginning to look a lot like Global Warming everywhere you go" #ChristmasEve #Kentucky #2015

[Perez @ThePerezHilton]

After the cameras turned off on TV! What you didn’t see at #MissUniverse2015!!! https://t.co/7UVNcmis89

[Ruth First @sallybethh]

@jugghernott you got a @Laird_Jacob original it will be worth millions in a few years

[Jacob Louden @Laird_Jacob]

@sallybethh gays say the darndest things

[Ruth First @sallybethh]

@Laird_Jacob - "Did you hear about what happened in Italy?"
Me-"No."
@Laird_Jacob -"A volcano exploded 2000 years ago and buried Pompeii" 😂😂

[Jacob Louden @Laird_Jacob]

Seen this man with ripped arms and legs....his ass has me craving christmas ham #hungry #babydaddy

[( ❛︡ ᴥ ❛︠ ) @unlikable]

I watch this at least once a day

[Ruth First @sallybethh]

Me- "let's finish that joint"
@Laird_Jacob - "I ate it."
😑😭😂

[Jacob Louden @Laird_Jacob]

About time I updated my royal portraiture #i'mLord #laird #lairdjacob