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[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Issa Rae for @bustle

https://t.co/5wSUMq9lHb

[H. @tbh_46]

Why are they called “daddy long legs”? Not just “long legs”? What’s the “daddy” bit about???

[Mikayla D. @__mikaylad]

Morning sex is different …dick be stiffer than a Party City wig

[I have a small dick @Cedrick6631]

I am from the Greenville North Carolina Where bitches will suck your dick for a gallon of milk

[reaction pictures @reactionroll]

i got stds

[kelly @kelllicopter]

my brain trying to make serotonin

[vince @vints]

Eggs are reverse ice cubes because when you apply heat to them they turn solid, the government does not want you to know this

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

what’s the worst movie you ever let a dude make you watch bc you wanted to suck on his business? curious abt something