Laken Parsons

how strange it is to be anything at all ⭐️ snap: LakenShree

[Laken Parsons @LakenParsons]

@Uber_Support Hey, just found out someone has been using my card to charge Ubers, but I don't even use uber. Would be great if I could call and report that so it would STOP. Oh wait.

[Laken Parsons @LakenParsons]

@HeatherBragail_ What's that?

[Laken Parsons @LakenParsons]

@whatchadouin Can I throw you a divorce party?

[Laken Parsons @LakenParsons]

@kristenntaylor I'm 3 and a half out and havent lost my baby weight. Does that mean this is just what I weigh now? Lmao

[F ✴︎ @luvmiu13]

2019 is about becoming the girl i’ve always fantasized about being.

[jacob @jacob_derodes]

anyone who was a “pleasure to have in class” has an anxiety disorder now

[meryum @sassysiddiqi]

the only thing worse than dead week for college students is the week before. when you have 3 presentations, an exam, and 2 group projects where you don’t even know what ur group members look like and ur drowning in work bc u spent all thanksgiving break being a bum

[milk @milkstrology]

everyone: constantly giving people the best parts of you doesn’t mean they’ll be loyal to you.

leo:

[Laken Parsons @LakenParsons]

@_mytiredbones Beautiful 😍

[Laken Parsons @LakenParsons]

@ashleerose77 @Joe_Cooper12 Do. It. 😈

[TWLOHA @TWLOHA]

Tomorrow needs you. Please stay.

[ash 👽 @ashleerose77]

LADIES, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO STAY WITH SOMEONE JUST TO HELP THEM MAINTAIN SOBRIETY. You were not born to be a rehab for someone else.

[Laken Parsons @LakenParsons]

@CourtneyNoyes The anxiety this post gives me is unmatched. Planner is life.

[Laken Parsons @LakenParsons]

Today, I feel like I'm kicking the worlds ass. 💪

[Berk @camberkley]

Them apologies don’t mean shit when you keep doing the same bs you sorry for

[Barrett Luci @damnbluci]

a message to my haters:
brick wall waterfall girl you think you got it all ya dont i do SO BOOM with that attitude peace punch captain crunch ive got something you cant touch BANG BANG choo choo train wind me up ill do my thang reeses pieces 7up mess with me ill mess you up

[Laken Parsons @LakenParsons]

How many songs did shrek ruin for you? Lmao.