Laksabake.cro

Ugh

[Laksabake.cro @LaksaBake]

@MrSludgeBeast Steady lads, deploying more capital

[Laksabake.cro @LaksaBake]

Imagine being that much of a cronos milk suckler that you’re celebrating a 7% pump after a 95% dump

[Laksabake.cro @LaksaBake]

@Croboi90 Cro is dead, will never see 30 cents again. Cronos app ain’t saving it, trump ain’t saving it.

[Laksabake.cro @LaksaBake]

How shit is cro

#cro #kris

[Laksabake.cro @LaksaBake]

@elonmusk When is it coming to Australia mate?

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial.

There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance."

600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President.

The distance is my best work.

I am the reason these events are unrelated.

World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence.

Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated.

Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated.

Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated.

Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated.

Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard.

On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well.

The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders.

Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial.

His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded.

The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency.

Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name.

On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio.

Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job.

600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access.

A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25.

My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper.

The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family.

I am the reason these events are unrelated.

[Laksabake.cro @LaksaBake]

@gothburz @MrSludgeBeast

[Pampa @Pampadalampa]

Good Bye Orby!

Thank you for the 1:1 $USC redemption. That was the bare minimum to avoid legal consequences of your actions.

While I understand the decision and support it, I personally feel completely betrayed by @cryptocom and @CronosApp .

Removing the $ORB LP 2 minutes before the announcement - not even giving people a chance to exit - is what I would call a rug pull. It was already dead and wouldn't made much difference on a micro LP of $15k, but desperetaly saving 65k $CRO was salt on the wound.

Not that it matters with over 400k CRO losses overall which this protocol brought me, only because I thought I can trust Cronos and Cryptocom team.

I provided most of the liquidity for your farms, and my biggest mistake was trusting in your competence and loyalty.

Not giving holders any way out and simply pulling the rug is not what I expected from the team.

I personally can’t exit my position, and I refuse to sell my assets now that they’re worth pennies because of what you’ve done.

"Holders $ORB
$ORB is the tradable token of the Orby ecosystem. The Orby Network sunset does not include a specific redemption programme for $ORB."

You failed to operate an amazing protocol, and you failed to properly unwind it.

[Laksabake.cro @LaksaBake]

@Pampadalampa 100% completely agree.

[Laksabake.cro @LaksaBake]

So.. are we holding you accountable or what @kris ? Or you just going to delete more posts…

[Pampa @Pampadalampa]

"Companies that move slowly will be left behind"

These are quite strong words from someone who:

- Spent $70m on a domain + $15m on the ad and still hasn't delivered anything from it.

- Was one of the biggest donors to Trump, yet one of the smallest beneficiaries.

- Runs an app miles behind industry leaders in user experience: slow, glitchy, and expensive AF.

- Created an entity (Particle B – Cronos Labs) that chased Web3 trends for 5 years and never innovated anything, only stealing momentum and copy-pasting ideas.

- Has an NFT site that hasn't received a single update in 5 years, is among the worst of its kind, and cripples NFT projects launching on it with 30–40% fees.

- Is a year late on his Manecity project with NFT integrations they already collected money for.

- Deletes tweets to avoid accountability and lacks the guts to talk to us directly. The only person you talk to is your CMO with carefully scripted "questions".

You spend money like there's no tomorrow on everything while showing the least respect and appreciation toward your community, investors, and employees.

1. $CRO is still 95% down
2. Cronos has never been more abandoned, and now you're planning to leave us behind with all the failed projects you were running
3. Not a single penny has been offered to anyone who spent hundreds of thousands to keep your chain alive.

You just keep taking and taking and taking. It never occurs to you that sometimes there should be something to give back - and no, two LA Lakers tickets to a random basketball match do not count.

Give us:

1. Hope that one day you actually deliver success WITH US
2. Trust that you want to work WITH US
3. Opportunity to rise above the market WITH US
4. Assurance that you know where you're going and are leading US
5. Decency to keep us informed and communicate with honesty

This is not FUD, just six years of disappointment. We can start with giving back some HOPE.

[Laksabake.cro @LaksaBake]

@kris Cracks are showing you scam artist

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

this is actually insane

> be tech guy in australia
> adopt cancer riddled rescue dog, months to live
> not_going_to_give_you_up.mp4
> pay $3,000 to sequence her tumor DNA
> feed it to ChatGPT and AlphaFold
> zero background in biology
> identify mutated proteins, match them to drug targets
> design a custom mRNA cancer vaccine from scratch
> genomics professor is “gobsmacked” that some puppy lover did this on his own
> need ethics approval to administer it
> red tape takes longer than designing the vaccine
> 3 months, finally approved
> drive 10 hours to get rosie her first injection
> tumor halves
> coat gets glossy again
> dog is alive and happy
> professor: “if we can do this for a dog, why aren’t we rolling this out to humans?”

one man with a chatbot, and $3,000 just outperformed the entire pharmaceutical discovery pipeline.

we are going to cure so many diseases.
I dont think people realize how good things are going to get

[Laksabake.cro @LaksaBake]

25th of march last year @kris made a statement explaining how well #cro will perform by 25th of this year.

He said to hold him accountable if the price isn’t booming.

Mate you got less than 20 days to do a 10x.

Lying sack of shit, 800k cro down the drain

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

Silver: +270%
Gold: +90%
Nasdaq: +25%

Bitcoin: −15%
Altcoins: -50%

[Laksabake.cro @LaksaBake]

@Albert_TheVoid Just shows how little people give a shit about investing in Cro. Absolutely horrid performance

[Laksabake.cro @LaksaBake]

Cro is a fucking joke, Kris don’t give two shits about it

[Laksabake.cro @LaksaBake]

@JamesWynnReal @RealCryptoFace You know what’s no longer cool? Signing your own name on every post. Fucken nerd

[Laksabake.cro @LaksaBake]

@WatcherGuru @grok is this true