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Fingers in the mince
Fingers in the mince
Hey ho my hands are cold
Fingers in the mince

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@Howlingmutant0 Drew Barrymore in Scream syndrome.

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@WingsScotland

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@ArchRose90 X bullies him relentlessly and it’s giving him flashbacks to his school days. He has been desperate for any angle to ban it.

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@Howlingmutant0 @itsme_urstruly It’s the soft shoe shuffle.

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@CharlotteCGill I’m getting kinda sick of these quakers guys.

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@Howlingmutant0 @ccmembersonly @GoodAmericanMan It’s how tubby chaps balance.

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@CharlotteCGill Damn. Same here but that’s the reason I can’t stop.

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@jeff_gorrill @talkingbottom @andycrane64 I’ll have a listen. I’ve just been down a rabbit hole of breaking bad influence by a channel called RoseTintedSpectrum. So good.
https://t.co/MT7fZ5jKgO

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@9mmsmg Fired for not understanding POV.

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@rickygervais @ForenseekCrime People have a lack of gratitude, these days.

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@normposter @TheOmniLiberal What kind of man calls himself Destiny?

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@Howlingmutant0 Why is he being pursued by a horde of women?

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@Ethelbrait1941 I can’t. She died three years ago.

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@CountDankulaTV Have you smelled your balls off your fingers yet?

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@JoeBangles11 @McConaughey My guess, blue cheese

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@Howlingmutant0 @brodotgif 15$ a man under the Queensboro bridge

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@Slatzism What’s Wyclef talking about now?

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@OfficialHuey PARKLIFE!

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@Howlingmutant0 Describe your last shit?