Culinary Plagerist

Food, Family, Feminism! Imma household chef with no original recipes, runner and a smasher of the patriarchy 💪

[mel @habbybbgs]

NICK JUST SLAPPING ZUCKER AFTER HE RAN DOBY?!??

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

#NEWS: The Montreal Canadiens OT winning goal celebrations last night caused a mini earthquake in Montreal. Experts from a local university say their sensors registered seismic activity measuring approximately 0.5 on the Richter scale.

[danielle @thekentryclub]

our team is a family but we are too🥹❤️

[Culinary Plagerist @LanaLanski]

@just_tlhogii @only1adesh You are not stupid for asking. Ignore them. They lack empathy. Here read this to see what the country of UAE is doing https://t.co/uMnEMeRRA3

[وزارة الدفاع |MOD UAE @modgovae]

The Ministry of Defence has announced that the UAE air force and air defence forces have so far dealt with 165 ballistic missiles, two cruise missiles and 541 Iranian drones since the start of the Iranian attack.

The ministry said that on the morning of the second day of the attack, UAE air force and air defence forces destroyed 20 ballistic missiles, while eight missiles fell into the sea. They also destroyed two cruise missiles and 311 drones. However, 21 drones struck civilian targets. The ministry affirmed the capability of the UAE air force and air defence to address various threats.

It explained that since the beginning of the Iranian attack on 28th February, 2026, 165 ballistic missiles launched from Iran towards the UAE have been detected. Of these, 152 were destroyed, while 13 fell into sea waters. Two cruise missiles were also detected and destroyed.

A total of 541 Iranian drones were detected, of which 506 were intercepted and destroyed, while 35 fell within the country, causing material damage. The incidents resulted in three fatalities of Pakistani, Nepali and Bangladeshi nationalities, and 58 minor injuries among Emirati, Egyptian, Ethiopian, Filipino, Pakistani, Iranian, Indian, Bangladeshi, Sri Lankan, Azerbaijani, Yemeni, Ugandan, Eritrean, Lebanese and Afghan nationals.

The ministry indicated that some debris fell in various areas of the country as a result of air defence systems intercepting ballistic missiles and drones, leading to minor to moderate material damage to a number of civilian properties.

The ministry expressed its full readiness to address any threats and stressed that the safety of citizens, residents and visitors remains a top priority that cannot be compromised.

#وزارة_الدفاع
#وزارة_الدفاع_الإماراتية
#MOD
#UAEMinistryOfDefence

[GASP4Change @Gasp4Change]

MPP Donna Skelly should take a drive around #HamOnt

[SourceMessages @SourceMessages]

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[Culinary Plagerist @LanaLanski]

@ItsSamG Omg! I said the same thing today as watched men in the gulf flock to Abu Dhabi for F1 or to Qatar for World Cup. “Habibitis, now is your chance!!”

[Culinary Plagerist @LanaLanski]

@britneyqueers_ “Where do i find them?”, she said with a sugar crazed look in her eye. 😵‍💫

[Quentin Quarantino @quentquarantino]

An anonymous tweeter pretending to be Eli Lilly & Co spent $8 to put out a fake tweet that insulin is now free. Eli Lilly lost $30 billion dollars in market cap today. This may very well be the best use of $8 in human history

[Culinary Plagerist @LanaLanski]

All these parody accounts, hilarious tweets and blue checkmark madness has turned Twitter into the wild wild west. Im here for it!

[Culinary Plagerist @LanaLanski]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[terra loire @terraloire]

twitter is giving real queen-Spadina McDonald’s vibes

[Culinary Plagerist @LanaLanski]

This is the best day!!! 😂

[CP24 @CP24]

Fake Doug Ford Twitter account gets blue checkmark https://t.co/8j7YIUEBcE

[Culinary Plagerist @LanaLanski]

@ashleyjjwhite You asking cuz you’re a teacher? If so, I’m like to refer to group as non-gendered noun that matches lesson I.e “Listen, athletes!”- Gym/PE; “Attention mathematicians”- Math “Excuse me readers/writers” -Lang Also, “Actors”, “sociologists”, “scientists”…you get the picture.

[Culinary Plagerist @LanaLanski]

@NNNN996 @lullhater @DebraLefebvre @NNN996 He understands you perfectly.This guy is a “sovereign thinker” 😂 who uses misogynistic language like “whining” when talking about female-dominated professions wanting better conditions. This guy has a shattering orgasm each time someone replies to his bullshit.

[Culinary Plagerist @LanaLanski]

@WatcherAfar @ONT_Dad This guy thinks he did something. 😂

[Culinary Plagerist @LanaLanski]

@Nrgizr11 @RW_Crank @HelenBaumander @ONT_Dad Were not even allowed to tip 11.7% when we get a meal out in a restaurant. But, the people who wipe kids butts, clean kid’s puke off the floors and keep our offices running aren’t allowed to ask for a standard of living raise? Sit down, @RW_Crank

[Culinary Plagerist @LanaLanski]

@brianlilley @fordnation #FordFailedOntario #FordFailedSchools #firelecce #onted #ontedsolidarity #CUPESolidarity

[Culinary Plagerist @LanaLanski]

@Sflecce Well, thats not the order in which is happened! #firelecce #ontpoli #onted #FordFailedOntario #FordFailedSchools

[Kevin Frankish | Calm The "F" Down @KevinFrankish]

First they came for the environment, but I did not speak out because it was not my backyard. Then they came for healthcare, but I did not speak out because I was not sick. Then they came for labour and education…but….#EnoughlsEnough! #CUPE #negotiatenotlegislate