Landon

SLU alum. NPR. Coffee. I love my cat.

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@Sensei_Sanchez He's 100% willing to consider sex with any human is what I'm getting

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@TBird4427 @DailyRandomCub Probably due to not getting to pitch in the postseason after being a dawg all year.

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@Sensei_Sanchez Sounds like a Korian and Ryan opening shift to me

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Expectations

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Okay, let’s do novels now. Make a novel smaller. I’ll go first:

A Tale of One City

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@Sensei_Sanchez You know whomst is responsible?

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@Sensei_Sanchez

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@letterbub Forgot the GOAT

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@DiscussingFilm @redrighthandt At least he saved his family

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@BootsRiley

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@BootsRiley Re-release it July 24 one week only, nothing major releasing that weekend with EVIL DEAD BURN moving up to July 10

I saw it week two and started telling everyone I know to see it only for it to disappear from theaters immediately thereafter.

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@javier078 POOR THINGS!

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@sahib14384912 Mayqueen Dani (Midsommar), Maxine Minx (X/Maxine), Kevin von Erich (The Iron Claw), Kevin Garnett (Uncut Gems), Green Man Rory Kinnear monster (Men), The Three Witches (The Tragedy of Macbeth), Linda (If I Had Legs I'd Kick You)

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@nlyonne I don't see Chris Pratt anywhere thank goodness

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@MLB @Topps Top tier stache

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#TeamRedBill

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@gardengirl125 Someone needs to free STAR TREK from Paramount - the Federation's values are literally the exact opposite of Paramount and the Ellisons.

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@le_ni99 @Jfcdoomblade Taking booking decisions out of the theaters' hands hurts the theaters and other smaller films. TRON: ARES was a disaster at a lot of theaters and they were forced to play it for two weeks for a full schedule regardless of if it sold tickets or was drawing.

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@le_ni99 @Jfcdoomblade Let me put it another way, Disney forced every first run theater to play TRON: ARES as well, threatening ZOOTOPIA 2 being withheld as collateral. This means smaller theaters with less screens had to book TRON: ARES regardless of if it would sell. That costs theaters money.