Landon Thompson

PGY-2

[Landon Thompson @LandonThompson4]

THIS IS NOT A JOKE. All I need is 1 billion retweets and my dad will buy me this GTR. Help me out. #retweet

[Oatsdoc, MD @oatsdoc]

I’m a primary care doctor. I care deeply for my patients, but I need to say:

No, I can’t do anything if your insurance company denies your GLP-1.

If a portal message requires more than 10 words or more than a minute of my time, it should be an appointment.

Plz just exercise.

[CHRI$ @bamfartgera]

Hey we’d love to have you work for us but first we’re gonna need a little pee

[she has risen @FutureFeelgood]

Hi yes I’m done with this depressive episode I would like to be back in my god complex again

[Westin Wong @WestinWong]

ok but I'd like a program to signal me <3

[morningstar ✭ @jupitersembrace]

It’s the way she stepped in and put her head down. She knew her man was about to get nasty

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

-Give it to me straight, doc
-you have 6 months to live
-give it to me gay, doc
-it's giving six months

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Neurosurgery residency graduation

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I cried the first time I went to Cheesecake Factory.

[Shawna Chen @shawnarchen]

SCOTUS ruled today that states can prosecute non-Natives who commit crimes against Native Americans on tribal land. The opinion could redo the court system in all 50 states and highlights the precarious nature of Indigenous sovereignty in the U.S.

https://t.co/ay11Pgkkns

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

The Supreme Court dealt a blow to Native American sovereignty on Wednesday by ruling that Oklahoma authorities can prosecute crimes committed against Native Americans on native lands if the perpetrator is non-Native
https://t.co/Gl4VxtfMLd

[Dan Licata @danlicatasucks]

My landlord just told me rent is going up by a lot

[Jason Ryan @jasonryanmd]

When I took Step 1 (1999), it was a very hard test. Since then 1000s of new drugs/mechanisms have been discovered. All have been added to the test, nothing removed. First Aid for the Boards is now 848 pages up from about 200! When does it stop? No one can know all this stuff.

[Gia Fugax @GiaFugax]

And for my next trick, I’ll be attempting to learn 400 slides in 3 days

[Landon Thompson @LandonThompson4]

@ETSshow @AlexAndersonMD I’m just a medical student but I teach competitive dance to high school students. I just leave an afternoon practice with them. They bring me such a joy and balance.

[Landon Thompson @LandonThompson4]

@thetreygoff Wish I hadn’t read this because now I need it.

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I am going to have a very lovely meltdown

[Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health @JohnsHopkinsSPH]

"I did my own research"🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Landon Thompson @LandonThompson4]

@ann_kat15 And I still look like this if I’m awake any time before noon….

[Emma Humphrey @MedFitBlondie]

It’s….insane how quickly 24 hours pass when you’re studying medicine/in medicine