Lane Foxtree

Old Prospector panning for Twitter gold.

[Neet @neet_sol]

picking a random college major on a whim at 18

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Can we get an update on this?

[Barton Gellman @bartongellman]

This is solid advice.

[Vashi Nedomansky, ACE @vashikoo]

In 2011, K-SWISS let Kenny Powers become MFCEO. He terrorized the boardroom, insulted everyone and launched a shoe called TUBES.

Advertising peaked here.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Welch: Melania got paid $40 million to do a piece-of-shit documentary. She went out of her way to let the American public know that she does not have sex with her husband.

I think the reason that MAGA men are so obsessed with the LGBTQ+ community is that some of them are closeted.

Every time Trump is around somebody attractive—he seems to have a type: look at Zohran, that UFC fighter, or the Saudi prince—he can’t stop himself.

If you think back to the times you visited an elderly person in a nursing home, they get really honest. And this is what Trump is doing. He can’t help himself because he’s less inhibited. He knows his own mortality is coming into focus.

[Lane Foxtree @LaneFoxtree]

@BillKristol @atrupar “Did he ever have a touch to lose?”

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Well, Biden beat Trump in that cognitive test

[Lane Foxtree @LaneFoxtree]

@BillAckman @carlquintanilla The fact that this was wholly predictable because Trump is an utter moron … ?

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Donald Trump has been in office for 2% of the last 250 years of presidents but has added 28% to the national debt.

[Lane Foxtree @LaneFoxtree]

“Please laugh.” @JDVance @VP

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance: "I have seen some progressive criticisms of me saying, 'What experience does the VP have with hostile, high-stakes negotiations?' And I would point out that just two days ago I spent over an hour on The View. Joy Behar is way tougher than the Iranians."

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

No one has ever demanded more gratitude but done less to deserve it than JD Vance

[Lane Foxtree @LaneFoxtree]

@barroyo2374 @covie_93 Looks like he needs a bra.

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“Where is Vader today?”
“He’s paying the Rebel Alliance $300 billion dollars after defeating them completely, every day for the last four months, sir.”

[Lane Foxtree @LaneFoxtree]

@natebargatze Family friendly, amirite?

[FactPost @factpostnews]

RFK Jr's sister: At my daughter's 4-year-old birthday party, RFK Jr stuffed a snake and small rodent together into a bag. The children all screamed. He then released the snake into a swimming pool full of children.

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

Jimmy Kimmel was not about to let this Freudian slip from Sunday’s Freedom 250 UFC broadcast booth go unnoticed.

[Lane Foxtree @LaneFoxtree]

@IvankaTrump @ufc Hope you played a quick 9 near Mom’s grave beforehand.

[Lane Foxtree @LaneFoxtree]

@FLOTUS “Be best.”

[Lane Foxtree @LaneFoxtree]

@LucasSa56947288 The freshman 35?

[Jen @JenResistedAGN]

He buried your mom in a golf course.

[Lane Foxtree @LaneFoxtree]

@natebargatze @BreadwinnerMov I think more people would like to know what you were thinking when you accepted an invite to an octogenarian pedophile’s birthday.