Probably High

Horsepower, horsepower…all this polo on, I got horsepower.

[NORTHERN SCUM🐊 @Unserious_Exrha]

Be careful what you wish for son🥲🌚

[Probably High @LaneSpliffin]

@DensonHollisOM @OleMissBSB @OleMiss @BennettVanCleve @OleMissSports @OleMissAF 6’3” 265 and never went yard. Kinda wild if you think about it.

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

i'm california sober which means i smoke weed every day, i drink at parties and i also do cocaine when it's offered to me at parties

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Makers Mark should sell the red goo on its own, that’s the part I always eat first

[yip @yipfella]

Niggas buying nudes when they can look in the mirror & see a pussy for free

[Mattias 2.0 @BanAllBooks]

>Man hole
>Woman tries to use it
>Dies

Lesson in that

[GoldenKnight @GoldenKnightGFX]

Like this:

[bonnie @fwrosting]

if your baby is ugly im not hiding my cigarette around it

[𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 ❄️ @_1alfred]

3 abortions and yo scared to hold my glock in yo purse...😂 bitch you the killa😂😭

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Gas is so high I suggest buying cocaine and running everywhere.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Ranking different groups of white people:

A tier - Drug doers
B tier - Fitness people, Nerds, Alternatives
C tier - Anime fans, Artists, Drug Dealers, Academics
D tier - Sports fans, Children, Animal lovers
F tier - Swifties, Disney adults, Tech enthusiasts, Influencers, The Elderly

[Probably High @LaneSpliffin]

@L3gendaryZak

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[Roland Gunn 🇺🇸 @RolandGunnTN]

The opiate crisis was a selection event for whole subspecies of Cracker. There are types of dudes who are effectively extinct.

[punished indeed @punishedindeed]

imagine smoking baby yoda like a brisket and covering him in sauces and seasonings

[Probably High @LaneSpliffin]

@TheDonClub @alienlabsTED @hey_man22 @malikieblessit

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

This how you know people with down syndrome have good hearts because every cell in his body is telling him to eat that baby

[Probably High @LaneSpliffin]

@Lane_Kiffin Leave you weirdo.

[Probably High @LaneSpliffin]

@OleMissBSB @ChaseParham

[Ford Taurus @2020FordTaurus]

Arch Manning is definitely Cooper Manning’s kid