Jack Langer

death is the only great adventure - Captain James Hook

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I predict that President Obama will at some point attack Iran in order to save face!

[relationships.bsky.social @redditships]

AITA for acting like a conspiracy theorist to get out of political arguments with my Dad? (@AITA_reddit) https://t.co/ACqUYIgnhv

[Jack Langer @LangerJack]

World Series champs

[Rotoworld Baseball @rotoworld_bb]

Diamondbacks getting Kole for Christmas https://t.co/askrVrjnRR

[Jack Langer @LangerJack]

@SodaPopKid22

[Jack Langer @LangerJack]

Sounds about right @RealDNorcross

[Sue Altman @suealtman]

Currie: ”The Norcross political machine has a long history of cutting deals with Rs and opposing progressive policies, so it’s fitting that 1 of its most prominent members has now taken the next logical step and actually joined the R Party.”

Wow. 🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/FO4g5Xjdwe

[Jack Langer @LangerJack]

This you? @Twins

Cc @Anthonyrendon_6

[Rotoworld Baseball @rotoworld_bb]

Report: Mystery team in on RHP Gerrit Cole https://t.co/XihIhVbhmz

[Jack Langer @LangerJack]

@Twins sign @Anthonyrendon_6 you cowards

[Jack Langer @LangerJack]

@andrewlaubmeier thoughts

[Flags Mashup Bot @FlagsMashupBot]

Special edition

Soviet Union (1924-1955)
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Brazil (1968-1992)
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Soviet Brazil:

[Minnesota Football @GopherFootball]

ＬＥＧＥＮＤＳ ＯＮＬＹ

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

Oh my god, this clip of Trump playing beach volleyball... #Rio2016 https://t.co/pPX9KiSpZx

[Jack Langer @LangerJack]

@Rotoworld_BB @JSchwarz11

[Rotoworld Baseball @rotoworld_bb]

Rays working on deal with Mike Zunino https://t.co/S2jabV82TG

[Razzball @Razzball]

"Where do you wanna hold the presser, Pat?"

"Elk Lodge has plenty of space and they have those Parisian K-cup pods."

[Dan O'Mara @Dan_OMara]

Astros dugout when a change-up is coming

[Jack Langer @LangerJack]

@andrewlaubmeier

[Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney]

???: This is wild.

As many have pointed out, the first letter in each of the top 23 tweets on @RepGosar's account spell "Epstein Didn't Kill Himself."

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

I’ve been Rowing The Boat for a while now.. I got roasted a couple weeks ago on the internet putting Minnesota at 5.

SKI-U-MAH @Coach_Fleck

[Ric Flair® @RicFlairNatrBoy]

So Proud Of My Alma Mater And All My Friends That Played At @GopherFootball. I Never Played A Down, But I Couldn’t Be Prouder Of You. @PennStateFball And The @AP, Don’t Ever Question The Naitch Again!!! WOOOOO!

[Minnesota Football @GopherFootball]

Maroon and Gold as far as the eye can see 👀

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

P.J. Fleck crowd surfed in the locker room after @GopherFootball's upset vs. No. 4 Penn State 🌊