Dad Language

Father of two girls, and author of the best damn dad blog, possibly of all time.

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Do you ever worry that you fucked up your kid's name? I don't, but choosing those names was way more stressful than I thought it would be. Today's post is about names. Check it out! https://t.co/SXNr6pnzDi

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One of my favorite references in parenting is a @SnoopDogg line from the song, #PumpPump. How on earth does a line from that song have anything to do with parenting? Read the post and find out!
Pushing all the buttons https://t.co/V5oGJs4P6Y

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The fam and I listen to @altnation quite a bit, and once in awhile the girls hear some naughty words in a song. This time, it was a @bastille track, and the first born had questions.
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If you like #RageAgainstTheMachine and @mrvincecarter15, then this blog post is for you! That's not entirely accurate, but I do reference Rage and Vince in this one, so check it out.
#Freedom #ItsOver
Losing it https://t.co/QHZSK10P2Q

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Want to feel better about how your 2021 is going? My latest blog post ought to do the trick.
#LightningCrashes
What in the actual F? https://t.co/uIlqvvz73y

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I actually think I handled it pretty well when @RadioMadison inadvertently taught my daughters a fun new phrase while listening to @altnation a few weeks ago. Still, we listened to a lot of AltNation on our family road trip. Read about it here! https://t.co/hJKgIDShaQ

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If my kids were on their tablets or refusing to get dressed, I could curse like @eminem and they'd never hear me. When I assume they're not listening, that's when they learn some new words. https://t.co/U8NtRGt1iT

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There were times I was a pretty awful older brother, and I provide examples in today's blog post. Now my older daughter is exhibiting some of her dad's dickish tendencies. #Karma #SiblingRivalry

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Challenging @thenotoriousmma to a fight? Dumb.
Telling my kids they can't have a snack? Dumber.
Both decisions will lead to a good deal of pain and suffering.

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Motherfucking stickers. Does it boggle your mind that your kids enjoy those damn things so much? Check out today's blog post and know that you are not alone.

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“Take It All Back” by @judahandthelion plays on a continuous loop in my head whenever I watch #TheMandalorian

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I'm pretty sure it wasn't what @woodyharrelson or @wesleysnipes intended when filming White Men Can't Jump, but a couple lines from that movie are surprisingly applicable in fatherhood.
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Technology is a blessing and a curse for parents. Today's post is about our struggle to be active outdoors with the kids when we're so, so tired.

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Nothing brings on a headache like listening to my kids whine. Maybe @stephenasmith. Today's blog post is all about the former.

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My second born gives less than a shit about most things, which means her mother and I often are bargaining from a position of weakness.
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There's been a haunting presence in the master bedroom lately, and it's god damn terrifying.
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“Dad, we’re ready to go.”
“Do you have your shoes on?”
Pause ...
“No.”

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Having a kid with #FoodAllergies is tough. In honor of #FoodAllergyWeek, today's post sums up many of the difficulties.

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"Oh, you and Mom want me to go to sleep so you can watch #GameofThrones? Ha, think again."
- Our first born
#bedtime
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Sometimes when the kids are losing their minds, I feel like Brick Tamland.
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