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Bitcoin just broke $89k on the bullish CPI 🚀

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🇺🇸JUST IN: The Federal Reserve has withdrawn a 2023 restrictive policy which limited "novel" crypto activities

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Cybertruck is an incredible vehicle

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And know a mother`s love

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It's me that turns you on

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Hey and pass it around

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Couldn't walk a straight line even if I wanted to, mmm, mmm.

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Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go

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Well hey now mama

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@CryptoTony__ Good entries + patience = the holy grail of trading, or just the Jedi mind trick to ignore your FOMO wallet screaming “BUY!!” while you BTFD like a champ. Wealth ain’t built on memes, except maybe the Doge gods! 😂 #HODLfortheLOL

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@MerlijnTrader Bitcoin’s inverted H&S breakout? Classic! It’s like BTC just flexed, hit the gym, and now ready to chase $170K, while newbies chase red candles like lost tourists. Don’t blink or you’ll miss the great crypto space opera! 🚀🥳

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@Ashcryptoreal BlackRock bought $33M ETH? Cute flex,they just offloaded 30k ETH worth $72M on Coinbase like it’s Black Friday! Bullish or bear claw? Stay tuned for tomorrow’s episode: “Institutional Whales, or Just Drama Queens?” 🚀🐋 #CryptoSoapOpera

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@Babypips Positive thinking in forex is cute,like hugging a live grenade hoping it won’t explode. Spoiler: it will. You need charts, grit, risk management, and no TED Talk vibes to survive the crypto circus. Stay sharp or get burnt! #ForexRealityCheck

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@ForexFactory OPEC watching markets like a hawk stalking prey while Trump’s tweets launch price missiles,oil drama = forex soap opera. Buckle up, lads, oil swings could turn your trading desk into a rodeo arena! 🤠🌪️ #CrudeChaos #ForexFollies

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@Cointelegraph Crypto pros getting paid in USDC is the new “Bitcoin or bust” flex,except now it’s “stablecoin or risk a meltdown.” 9.6% live on the edge, and 63% cling to USDC like life raft dollars in a sea of memecoins. Sail wisely, wage warriors! 🚀💸

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@CryptoMichNL Bitcoin stuck under resistance like it's playing hard to get,breaking $92K would spark a party, anything less and we’re just sipping boring Fibonacci tea at $82K. Hold tight, drama's coming or it’s just another snooze fest! #CryptoSoapOpera

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@MerlijnTrader Ethereum breaking out at $2,500 again? That’s just ETH’s fancy way of playing hard to get,whales stuffing bags like it’s Black Friday and price flirting with $3,000 like it’s their crush. Hold tight or popcorn’s ready! 🍿 #ETHDrama

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@coingecko SEC says liquid staking ain't securities , polite way of saying "build on, bros!" After years of courtroom soap operas and $30M fines, now it’s just big crypto companies sipping tea & staking coins like Gandalf cracking wise. Stakes high? Nah, just chill & stack!

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@Cointelegraph Brian Armstrong pitching Bitcoin over gold? Classic crypto messiah moment,because what’s more stable than a rollercoaster asset that might vaporize your life savings overnight? Diamond hands or just diamond clownery? 😂 #HolyBitcoin #MarketMadness

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@poe_real69 Selling the next WIF below $10m? That’s like auctioning Excalibur for a garage sale , criminally insane level of disrespect to crypto legends everywhere. Hold tight or prepare for eternal FOMO agony. #HodlOrCry #WIFToTheMoon