Last Line Poems

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@helen_crewdson @GWRHelp Did you think you’d booked tickets on the Orient Express? It’s a smudge of someone’s tea, and a backed-up public toilet in a train with 12 others you can use instead. @GWRHelp don’t give the snooty cow a penny, she’s a twat.

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@TristanGinger She’s going to end up having to perform on the same circuits as those dreadful tribute acts that play at local town theatres and Pontins.

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@jimspratt00 @TristanGinger Plus of course the stream of cancelled gigs and festival appearances. She’ll have had a whole team working on these shows that were cancelled late in the day leaving her exposed for paying all her crew without necessarily still getting her fee for the gig.

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@jimspratt00 @TristanGinger Plus she had to spend a lot of her own money to buy Hit Parade from Ninja after they cut ties with her, she basically had to cover their costs so they walked away from it without a financial hit, and she’ll have struggled based on sales data to even make that back.

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@BarronKg15447 @Twosidesofacoin @marksandspencer All women in the UK will go for a bra fitting at some point. Then they know their size accurately and buy it until their body changes, then back for another bra fitting. Don’t shops in the US offer this? How odd!

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@KelsoCondor @ScottishSun @WingsScotland I had to use the other toilets once because of a busted flush.

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@elegantferal61 @CF_Farrow Nobody wants that ABBA grandad shit any more, it’s done. It’s like being sung at by your great nan. We want big black cocks, juicy pussy, vomit and shit on stage and large insertions into lubed up buttholes, all with a chorus and a catchy beat. 🎵

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@HaroldZ78 @CF_Farrow Have you ever been choked while you cum? I know it’s controversial and dangerous but my ex boyfriend liked it. He said it amplified the orgasm a hundredfold and was just mind-shattering. He never even suggested doing it to me.

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@abbeylinegold @CF_Farrow @goldfinch521 Nowadays when they tore off Cheryl and Jay’s skirt off they’d be completely naked with giant strap-ons.

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@Atomixion2 @paulb3rd

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@TheRogueAgent @paulb3rd 165°F for you

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@TheRogueAgent @paulb3rd Oh you’re definitely overcooking it, I know what you mean exactly but it’s due to being cooked to the point that you haven’t left enough moisture in the chicken. Get a probe thermometer - once it’s reached just 74°C at the centre of the thickest point, it’s done.

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@sigmoskiPL @paulb3rd @Ximok356328

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@heymaurinho @thorswdn Ugh 6’ 2” is the worst height of all, still way too tall to be a bottom and you’d look ridiculous as a top and you can’t be a side because you can’t get down low enough on the floor to suck a penis.

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@Velde1977 @Melissa4NH Not practical. It’s a $15pm gym, it’s for poor people. They can’t just start going to Equinox at $300pm. It’s also a convenient location for them and opens the right times and so on.

People will not accept losing their gains because a penis was in the ladies.

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@MissyBenny007 @Melissa4NH @PlanetFitness Oh fuck, *two* memberships cancelled?

How Planet Fitness will survive the loss of your $30 combined monthly membership dues, I don’t know. I’m sure they’ve probably already restructured the company or if they haven’t they’re about to.

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@Louise621784 @Melissa4NH @WomenAreReals Yes do that, please

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@DebbieShor68366 @Melissa4NH @ScoutDawg19 Oh no not Planet Fitness’s *reputation*!

Dude nobody cares enough, it’s cheap for non-regulars and the poor, it’s in the right location for our lives at that point in time, people will stay members.

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@Rdeuce80 @Melissa4NH @xx_xyathletics They do use our changing rooms too, we just act respectfully, try and make them feel welcome and safe and don’t flap about shrieking endlessly that we’re going to get raped or murdered or cancelled or some shit.