Ma Hoe Knee

I like to pretend I have a social life but really all I do is watch TV & make sarcastic comments.

[Ma Hoe Knee @LaughLikeSteph]

Just trying to make our dad proud

[Ma Hoe Knee @LaughLikeSteph]

When I tell the first time I watched this scene the level of tears I was in was insane this was so fucking funny

[only sitcom @onlysitcom]

The "Get On Your Feet" ice rink scene is the best scene on any sitcom.

[Ma Hoe Knee @LaughLikeSteph]

I am showing a lot of tig ole biddies in the dress today for just going to work but then I remembered Dolly

[Ma Hoe Knee @LaughLikeSteph]

DOLLY?!

[fàgó @Fago9ere]

I’m at the age where I just need to know if we doing this or not because I got things to do

[Ma Hoe Knee @LaughLikeSteph]

I am inconsolable

[Complex @Complex]

Hayden Panettiere revealed that her 11-year-old daughter, Kaya, had started calling her “Britney” after her character Britney Allen in ‘Bring It On: All or Nothing’.

“[My daughter] actually called me, FaceTimed me, the other day, and she calls me Britney. She goes, ‘Hey, Britney!’ And I was like — it took me a second, and then I realized she was talking about Bring It On, because her friends are fans of Bring It On.”

[📸: @Hayden Panettiere/X , via @CBSMornings ]

[Ma Hoe Knee @LaughLikeSteph]

Even my momma came home and was like “did you hear about Hayden” when I say the community hurting I mean it

[Ma Hoe Knee @LaughLikeSteph]

@simplydannic Shit it’s today lemme catch up on this season

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 . @misskerrington]

My dream relationship is one where I can be a princess and a dictator at the same time

[mayank @maynkydvv]

hope u get withdrawals from not talking to me

[ayo ⌬ @ayospawned]

Fuck I thought us texting everyday meant u were interested, my fault.

[Ma Hoe Knee @LaughLikeSteph]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Literally not a soul in existence:

Me: Ya husbands a slut

😂😂 #RHORI

[َ @gffyoq]

i've genuinely never yearned over a person this deeply in my life.

[jynx @miiagarro]

way too hot outside to be trusting a man rn

[Big Bell @Bellfera123]

I'm not toxic. I'm reactive. There's a person somewhere calling me difficult, and they're leaving out the part where they pushed every boundary I set, ignored every signal I gave, and then acted shocked when I finally stopped being gentle about it.

[. @Fimiye]

better alone then someone’s maybe

[Softboy @softboy_innit]

y’all ever open a message and be like “what the fuck am i even supposed to say to this”

[cee @1ovesickkk]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing fucking me is life

[ً @artfuIchaos]

marrying someone very funny is on my list. I have to laugh, we have to laugh.

[༺𝕴𝖛𝖞 𝕽𝖊𝖓𝖊̀𝖊༻ @cemeteryfaerie]

Protecting your whimsy includes knowing when to be a bitch

[jynx @miiagarro]

i deserve the world & this man tried giving me ohio