Lauren Goodwin

New Hampshire-ite turned New Yorker. Paper loving girl living in a digital world.

[Lauren Goodwin @LaurGood]

💁🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/r7ghoyPVfe

[Lauren Goodwin @LaurGood]

Give me Dorota or give me death

[Joshua Safran @Anthologist]

Oh wait, I think I forgot to mention tomorrow's Gossip Girl includes an ACTUAL returning cast member from the original!

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It’s hard to explain but this time last year, my attitude after work was very much “I have to get straight home and wash myself and have a stress cry” and now it’s more “yeah I can go meet friends after work” and it feels very happy.

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After living through so much of New York Covid, gotta say there is still something very illicit and thrilling about hailing a cab home after dark.

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The amount of times in my life when I’ve meant to DM or text someone something and then thought “they’re gonna see the 3:46 am timestamp and think it’s weird… I should wait” and then forgotten all together….

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That’s a hair elastic

[NPR Interns @NPRinterns]

The interns are divided, we need to hear from you. What do you call this item?

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@fuggirls Let me be wholly honest. They had me at Lindsay Lohan

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And don’t even get me started on the “skirts that go past your fingertip” policy and my long arms and hands.

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A terrible thing is that every woman I know has this story. Mine is the Dean of Students asking me to lift my arms over my head and then calling me out for my bare midriff. When I said “I just wouldn’t raise my hand that high” he sighed and told me I was still out of dress code.

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It’s been almost twenty years since I graduated high school and I’m still annoyed.

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@fatgirlinohio I can’t believe they would have the nerve, especially heading into summer.

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My thoughts and prayers to every other retail and service employee who has to explain to customers that they still have to follow your corporate guidelines even though the state is just waving their hand and saying “go for it. Best of luck.”

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Effective Wednesday, NYS will adopt the CDC's new mask & social distancing guidance for vaccinated people.

Unvaccinated people should continue to wear a mask.

Masks will still be required on public transit, in schools & some communal settings. Private venues may require masks.

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@katoleary For me it was the rediscovery of stars are blind. I’d forgotten how wonderful of a bop that is

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I’m not saying my Succession filming (and specifically cousin Greg!) sighting this morning is connected with my perfect sales day today, but I’m also not saying it’s not not connected.

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The suiting on Kate McKinnon and Julia Louis-Dreyfus! Wonderful. Just truly wonderful.

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

Heard @Variety dropped their #PowerOfWomen covers today featuring six much deserving ladies that are paving the way for women in comedy. #KateMcKinnon @SofiaVergara @OfficialJLD

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28+50-3!

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@carly_d123 Yes! I’ve rarely ever sold in appointments with a crowd. It’s usually “I need to think” and I’m like “yeah because you just had five people telling you THEIR opinions and now you’re confused!”

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Within hours of this being announced yesterday, we already had brides calling and asking if this meant they could bring extra guests beyond our capacity limit to their appointments. I’m exhausted already by the amount of no’s I’m going to have to tell people.

[Zack Fink @ZackFinkNews]

NEW: @NYGovCuomo announces the elimination of state mandated capacity restrictions in New York City on Wednesday, May 19th. That means restaurants, bars, retail, salons and live performances including Broadway can all reopen.

[Lauren Goodwin @LaurGood]

@JamieStelter @NY1 I’m already exhausted by it. I work in bridal and what people don’t get is that our capacity limits are also space specific and about protecting the experience. I just know I’m going to have so many people bringing extra guests because “oh the governor lifted capacity limits.”

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Putting this out there: if anyone needs a truly great feel good show, the mighty ducks game changers is IT.

[Disney+ @DisneyPlus]

Ducks grow together. (1/2)

D2: #TheMightyDucks and #TheMightyDucksGameChangers are streaming on #DisneyPlus.